Sarcasmo

@Sarcasmo@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨royalty free emoji⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Should have let that one go before putting on the rubber suit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional soap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The 6-in-1 products are great overall but mine struggles with thicker carpet. YMMV

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Famous Quotes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Will probably never benus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get the de-wormer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s unusual to see these. They’re usually buried.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PETA Griffon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ratatouille?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where were you when you first heard about the Peepee Poopoo Man?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Peepee Poopoo Man you say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana scale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how you put it where (you thought) nobody would look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely so you should have plenty of sodas and salty snacks available before you begin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Content⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Follow up comment about how your mom loves a witty retort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't tall people also wider?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine how different our doors would be if we were two feet tall and six feet wide. Try not to imagine the twerking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Content⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Comments go here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben swag...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  wat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One stop shop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I stopped in for the immediate cremation and they couldn’t get me in so that’s bs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking this one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More milk per milk…PLUS…a thicker, creamier, longer-lasting milk moustache.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wood⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know the Coneheads had a dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not like that Timmy!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Latin names suck⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Turdus is looking disgruntled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you decide?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think a first edition Corn Man sticker would bring plenty of financial security.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UFO⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  UFOs for sure. You can tell by the crop circle they left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you get carried away with the corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those Huskvarnas are powerful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn gotta go fast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The corn really pops on this paint job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the way you put the corn in there for texture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mattress: not even once⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe why you don’t see a lot of futons (aka the OMG taco) anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Obscene!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a neighbor with six weiners but they tended to keep the drapes closed.