And don’t forget taking gigantic shits wherever you go.
Gimme an apple
Submitted 1 day ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why wait. I eat all my meals from a bag around my neck.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s why the McDonald’s bags have those two paper rings. It’s to hang the bag from your ears.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 1 day ago
when I was a akid, my uncle had an apple tree that gave small apples. They were edible and the size of maybe a big cherry. I ate tons of those whole. It was a fun treat.
chellomere@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So, crab apples?
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Then you get a colic and die.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Did Tina Belcher write this?
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Don’t actually eat the apple whole, that’s dangerous for the horse. The rescue I take my kid to a couple times a year always asks to step on the apple to break it up and make it less of a risk for the horse. Then you can let the horse eat the whole apple
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Seems rude.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
God thats so fucking real. I bet that’s fire
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If you eat an apple from the top down, you can eat the middle without much texture change. Apples don’t actually have a “core”, just seeds.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Bottom up is better, the stem becomes a useful handle for those last few bites
synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I would kick a tree, fart on some dogs and run away.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
You can do that without having to be a horse! Freeeedom!