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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Don’t do this.

    You’re supposed to season pistons and rods like you would a cast iron fry pan. I like to use a combination of canola and beef tallow, but a 5W20 works in a pinch.

    Remember kids, a happy piston is a varnished piston. Keep those oil rings in place, make sure they’re good and solid!

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    • rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can’t tell if serious or not…

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      • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Don’t listen to him. Wd40 and kitty litter is what engines love.

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      • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Go watch a few engine tear downs by I Do Cars, that will answer all questions, remove all doubts.

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  • muxika@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    All I saw was Sauron

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    • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I thought this was the joke, but there’s another thread about BBQ sauce, so I’m not sure.

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    • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They had the knots in the wood displayed as eyes in both so I think this was intentional.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    As a mechanic, make sure to use BBQ paint for heat resistance.

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      As an engineer, do not paint the pistons at all. If the paint stays on it adds resistance and if it doesn’t then it gums up the engine.

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      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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      • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I know you’re getting downvoted for being whooshed but I wanted to say I appreciate the explanation on why this is horrible. This is way out of my areas of expertise lol.

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      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I work with engineers, and this is exactly how they are folks, trust me.

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nice try. You’re just trying to upsell, like those assholes who sold me the expensive blinker fluid when I found it much cheaper elsewhere.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why paint if you could wrap them instead, preserving the original paintwork

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Make sure to sand them first with a rough grit or the paint won’t stick. You can also add sugar to your gas tank to make your sick piston paint job super sweet.

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
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    • klay1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      only the top is in the burning chamber. The paint will cause friction when the piston should roll veeeery smoothly over the crank and when moving upside down in the cylinder. There are plenty of engine in these areas even without paint.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The real problem would be getting them into the block.

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It would either be impossible to assemble or lose 90% of its efficiency in a few cycles after the paint goes away.

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well painting them black makes your car seem kinda sad. If you’d painted them red, that’d given you at least an extra 10-15 HP per piston.

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    • real_squids@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You paint the outside, like big diesel manufacturers do. Red for speed, yellow for torque, blue for efficiency.

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    • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No, paint 'em blue, they'll be luckier.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Found the Ork boy

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  • fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    Be fine, as long as they don’t skimp on the waterproofing.

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  • mercano@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You’ll need a lucite engine block to show off your shiny new pistons.

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    For guaranteed extra performance, get a student machinist to mill Z3 vents on the tops of the pistons. Less aero drag means pistons reciprocate faster, faster pistons means more powah.

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  • PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I just pour some steel Shot Peen into a oil filler after an an engine rebuild

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  • Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Instant engine knock

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