Lobster feast

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This reminds me of a friend of mine whose hatred of olives was legendary. Like he didn’t just dislike them. We’re talking about a seething, unrelenting loathing. This was a man who wished violence and suffering on olives.

  Now, his neighbor would traditionally gift his family homemade chocolates during the holidays. And one year (you already know where this is going don’t you?), his teenage children conspired with the neighbor to gift him with, yup, chocolate covered olives.

  He didn’t speak to his neighbor for six years after that.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So you’re saying if I don’t want to talk to my neighbor anymore I just have to identify and gift them their least favorite foods?

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    • udon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or else pretend they did something like that to you

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  • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have a friend that’s Hindu and he told me his “friends” put ground beef into the lamb mince as a “prank”. He didn’t easily forgive them either. I don’t think that’s on this level, but I feel as though you should be able to feel out your friends enough to pull a prank. If you can’t really tell, then you shouldn’t mess with them.

    That being said, six years is a REALLY long time 🤣

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    • Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To me that sounds even worse.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sounds like he needs a better sense of humor.

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did he talk to his children after that?

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  • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When I was a little kid I went to my grandparents house where they were having some party with a buffet. I ate what I thought was a grape, but in fact it was something I’d never tasted before: an olive. It took me about 30 years to start liking olives, for a very long time they just tasted like rotten grapes.

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• wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Choc lobster

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy Dun Dun Diggity dun

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anyone else see a dildo? No? Just me? Okay then…

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  • BlasphemousTiefling@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

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  • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looked a lot like a feeldo by the thumbnail.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Could have been worse. Luckily shy didn’t get into glass blowing.

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is a war crime. A very very funny war crime.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Would it have been worse the other way around?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imagine stepping into a shower and rubbing yourself down with a chocolate lobster.

    You probably won’t think it’s chocolate at first.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t the packaging be really different?

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  • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not if you make them yourself.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh yeah, missed that!

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