tryna get hella faded

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• notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you’re already faded

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• Kraiden@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This sounds like that thing where kids were soaking tampons in vodka and sticking them up the pooper… I will not lie, I have considered trying it. More just because I can’t believe it works than anything. I can’t see myself doing it regularly…

  Dean Pelton gif, this better not awaken anything in me

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  • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The tampon alcohol thing does work and is very dangerous. Less of the alcohol goes through your liver so you get much more drunk very quickly

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You also can’t throw it up if you have too much, which is the body’s safety regulation for alcohol poisoning. Same reason you can technically vape alcohol, but it’s hilariously dangerous and should never ever be done. It’s really easy to kill yourself with alcohol when you bypass the liver with it.

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Would like to say that the same amount of it goes through your liver. The issue is that your body absorbs it faster through the mucous membranes than through your stomach and small intestines. So you get the drunk feeling faster, and possibly more drunk because of the rate of processing it.

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    • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Granted, it’s only Tuesday, but this is a contender for the most fucked up thing I’ll read this week.

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• gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fade to dead

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds like a pile of supposition.

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Alright, I'll be there old person.

  "Faded"?

  I'm guessing high or something similar?

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Prostate cancer loves this one simple trick!

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I thought you needed bleach to get faded.

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I heard everyone moved on from shoving cigs up your ass to Zynns

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just be careful with the minty ones.

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t put anything up your butt that doesn’t have a flaired base.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nope, gotta be lit. But it’s worth it, trust me.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    did that once, someone snuck in one of those joke cigars. let me tell you, worst case of explosive diarrhea I’ve ever experienced.

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This sounds like an excellent cure for constipation.

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