TIL Asexuals are non human.
Think about it
Submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Kennystillalive@feddit.org 2 months ago
gray@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Ace people are human
gray@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
They can still have a preference: boobs or ass?
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
As an Asexual person myself I prefer boobs, ideally my own boobs :3 (if I had any :c)
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
RedSnt@feddit.dk 2 months ago
In case there are people who haven’t played the over 15 year old game that is Fallout: New Vegas, that fella in the meme with the black vest and bandages is Joshua Graham, a character from that game.
He’s pretty badass.Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 months ago
With mods, the M1911 I got from Joshua is my signature gun! It killed Legate Lanius in just a couple of shots!
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
the over 15 year old game
Get outta here with that nonsense
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 months ago
[off topic]
spoiler
_The book/movie “The Name of the Rose” is about a murder committed in order to keep people from hearing the theory that Jesus must have laughed and enjoyed jokes.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
There’s plenty of Asexuals in this world.
Are you calling them…non-human?
That is a very dangerous path.
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Being ace doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t enjoy non sexual stimulation or emotional contact. Don’t dismiss ace people as not being into you emotionally or even physically. Listen to them and figure it out.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
True, no need for sexy time all the time.
Please just pet me instead!
grue@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are there any hiatorically-accurate depictions of Mary Magdeline? That’d give us the answer.
gray@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Pecs exist
grue@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Welp, I guess that outs me as a not-gay; I didn’t even think about those.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m currently in a college Christian worldview class, figured it’d help my pagan ass understand these people, and given what I’ve gleamed about Jesus, he was absolutely gay.
IronBird@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that shit is like staring into the abyss, step 1. turn off all logical processes of your brain and just BELIEVE
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Ur
I’m out.
zen@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
But it’s not chatspeak, it’s an Assyria reference
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Except it’s definitely a chatspeak.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
According to random ai female beauty standards of the Levant 2000 years ago were based on signs of good health and ability to bare children. Big boobs and wide hips. Don’t know about JC though. He was probably a twink.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
From the sounds of it he was a foot guy
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Actually yeah, i forgot about that. Lol
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Bass
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Boobs
victorz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yo why do we gotta choose one or the other? I for one can admire both.
Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Wait, some think that Christ was a human? I thought that he was, at least, half god or something like this.
gegil@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
But what if jesus was asexual?
ass
FishFace@piefed.social 2 months ago
Assexual?
Foni@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That would imply that there are different ways to experience sexuality. Good luck if you expect that to save you from heresy and excommunication.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Simple asexuals are mutants, probably with lasers eyes like Cyclops
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My super power is crippling anxiety and the ability to overthink any situation. Awesome.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I am kitty girl but I don’t know if that counts as mutant :3
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
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