My Aztec ancestors watching me put marshmallows and peppermint in my hot chocolate like “da fuck?”
My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Ininewcrow@piefed.ca to [deleted]
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But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BC_viper@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe they should bring gifts.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
last time they did a gift exchange they all got sick and died. 😐
Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
My ancestors did that with these clowns for the first few hundred years and it reduced the population by 80 percent!
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
As a native American. This meme is idiotic. Maybe choose a Viking or a pagan or sort that would be making offerings.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
The OP is native American.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 weeks ago
When the native americans forget there isn’t just one native american culture and every tribe had different customs and beliefs.
Jeeptrap@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Give it away, now
Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservationTheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
In time, I want to be your best friend
East Side love is living on the West End
queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
<to the tune of the song of the same name by the Red Hot Chili Peppers>
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’ve been offering corn and onions, but that made them angry somehow.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe try beans next
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or vans.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
My ancestors when I don’t burn incense and the fake “heaven money” thingy.
They must not have money to spend up there…
Wait a minute… “heaven” is capitalistic too? 💀
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
These are offerings to deities in their own right. Modern societies miss day-to-day rites that connect people with the supernatural
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Like carving out the still beating hearts of captives with athames and kicking their corpses down the stairs of step pyramids.
We truly have lost our sense of spirituality.
Spaniard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not all natives were the aztecs.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Tradition is peer pressure of the dead.
Knitwear@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m not proud, I’ll admit I ignored the meme because I had to immediately Google image search the hottie. His name is Rodney A. Grant.
For whoever else silently wondered, you’re welcome
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
What? Milk and chocolate? Another shocking discovery that cultures vary. In Sweden it would be porridge for the hustomte (house gnome), at least in my experience
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I wonder if these old traditions started out as a way to leave food out for the homeless or destitute. In some countries there is a tradition of leaving a seat empty at the Christmas table for itinerants and travelers. I traveled a lot through Asia and they leave food and drink out before statues of deities and idols, and I have seen on many occasions the homeless taking the food and eating it, and I doubt anyone would have minded had they seen them do it.
Just a meandering thought…
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
In the UK it’s a mince pie and a glass of some booze (traditionally sherry) and a carrot for the reindeer.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Stop calling me that. I’m not that short!
toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
stop cleaning my house behind my back❗❗❗
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Afaik we don’t put out any food on Christmas for the Christ child nor on the 6th for St. Nicolas in Germany. We only put clean boots in front of the front door for St. Nicolas to fill.
Filling of the boots just happens over night.
Gifts under Christmas tree just spawn during Christmas eve. Or they are “still there from Christmas eve” when they are exchanged on a visit during the Christmas holidays (25th and 26th). On 24th the room got locked and it was only opened after a bell rung 🤔
Although there should be regional differences, especially for religious reasons. Christ child isn’t used everywhere afaik. By now the Christ child rather gets depicted as a blonde angel and doesn’t look like depictions of Christ. It doesn’t really matter how an angel enters a locked room. There is also Christmas man which is used as a translation for Santa Clause. He basically acts like the Christ child, but looks like Coca-Cola’s fat Nicolas. (I guess drinking Coca-Cola does that to you). Although there are many color versions of St Nicolas and he is actually supposed do wear a miter, but that part is lost more and more. St. Nicolas was a bishop and supposed to look like a bishop.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
We put out nog and cookies for Santa (me I’m the dad now) and carrots for the reindeer.