Here’s a fat necked boofer that came to the office today because of the heat
Discussion Thread 💎 Thursday 18 December 2025
Submitted 2 days ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
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LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 1 day ago
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 day ago
So gorgeous!!
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Me too Mr Shrimpy
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Pilk@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I have once again reached my limit observing The Discourse™ and will be focussing exclusively on kittens, puppies and ponies from now on.
Eagle@aussie.zone 1 day ago
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Great shot !
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Ginger kitties warm my heart!
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
he helps 💖
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Such a dapper gentleman 😻😻😻
Catfish@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Head boops two affectionate cats
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
How about 2 free Guinea pigs?
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 day ago
🤣🤣💸
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Enjoy this four picture story of Mickey’s love affair with my sleeping bag
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
It’s hard when it impinges on my lived experience and the experience of others. 😿
but I hear you
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Crochet is not amusing anymore… current thing been sitting somewhere for ages, and was started with the unraveled yarn from another project I got bored with. Guess I burned out on crafting over lockie dees. Maybe I should rip it and start again with doubled strands and a bigger hook, to work up faster and destash more quickly.
Question is do animal shelters actually accept handmade blankets? And more to the point will I even finish one…
My body is so tired but my brain won’t rest.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
You could make beanies for the upcoming winter. Beanies are cool because you can practice different stitches and designs with them. They work up fast and can eliminate that boring “every line is the same” feeling so many patterns out there.
When it gets cooler you could drop them off at your local charity.
BTW what size hook are you using?
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I’d have to check because I sized down due to my tension being too loose
I could try? The strangest thing is I have a knack for knitting socks and can do those without a pattern but beanies always do something weird
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
hugs
listen to audio books in bed , it’s very restful
SituationCake@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Nooooo the bedroom aircon has carked it.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Fuuuuuuuuuck
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Drag mattress into room with aircon. Did that during a heatwave when good games done quick was on a few years ago
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Nooo
Wet washcloth or shirt and a fan
Catfish@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Have ventured out to the bin. Definitely enough outside for today.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I ventured out to retrieve my bins. One empty, one not 😡. Also when I opened my gate I was confronted by a stuffed toy elephant which was unexpected.
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Made fried rice and added too much soy sauce. Added an extra egg, some rice wine vinegar and some mango and I think those things saved it! Yay!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
The correct response is
Thank you for cooking for us. This is good. 🙂
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I should mention I asked her what I could improve on!
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Neighbour is continuing his tradition of being a fuckwit on hot days.
Earlier this year, when we had the 4 day heatwave (January perhaps), he decided to dig up and replant his lawn.
Today he’s wearing overalls and sanding paint on his car. Outside. In full sun.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Is he mad, a dog or English?
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Croatian (or Slovenian), human and late 70s or early 80s.
Also very angry at the world in general. Especially the local council.
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Call centre job app update: their clanker AI kept getting pinged as spam by my pixel and they didn’t tell me what number they were calling from lol, so they just sent me a request to book a phone interview with a real person.
Should get a call in an hour or so.
This is how we show those wirebacks and Altman tech cunts that we don’t want AI like this lol
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Goddamn cogsuckers
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 day ago
🙌
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 1 day ago
🤞🏼🍀
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Nearly done work for the year. Still gonna log in on Monday and Tuesday but output will be limited.
Hope everyone is winding down too and staying cool today.
WE’RE NEARLY THERE
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 1 day ago
My last day is tomorrow. Seventeen joyous days.
I count hours
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Steady on the rudder and you’ll make shore soon.
tone212_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Can’t bloody wait, I’m so ready for a break.
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Same. No alarms, nothing to do, it’s just blissful isn’t it?
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Sadly no winding down for me, I get to just keep working as normal (but better paid, yay penalty rates!) The weather is planning to cool down a bit again though which is a bit of a bonus and hopefully it means work won’t be too busy. If people can just keep their bbqs and spit roasts under control and not run into things in their cars it should be a fairly relaxed day (and it’s casual dress so I get to wear my Christmas t-shirt and antlers).
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Some silver linings at least.
I’m guessing you work in emergency services?
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Lemmy age verification accepted
Molly replied, my answer was officially recorded for age verification so all should be good. Poor Nath. I should have written something much shorter and better, just one or two obscure things. Just mentioning junket probably would have done it but I didn’t think to put that in there.
Melbcat didn’t go out today because she would have become a roast chicken or a baked loaf. I just napped. Having so much physical fatigue lately it’s not funny.
calhoon2005@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Arrested Development is playing WOMADelaide! And mother fucking Grace Jones. Holy shit
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Oh wow! Classics.
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 1 day ago
So we are up to the last piece of the puzzle and it is nowhere to be found. But we did suspiciously find a piece of cardboard that is half shaped like the puzzle piece.
My aunt’s dog is the suspect. We were ignoring her whilst we were doing the puzzle and I must have dropped the piece on the floor. She might have chewed it because she was bored. I wonder if we can email the puzzle company and they’ll send us another piece! That might involve cutting a whole puzzle though.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Maybe someone’s boobs grabbed it by accident like an unintentional croupier?
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 1 day ago
😡
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
A lot of puzzle companies do send out puzzle bits. I don’t know the protocol, maybe take a picture of the puzzle with the bit missing.
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Thanks Seagoon. Might try our luck!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Nearly done with all my tasks , just a little sewing
then put away my music stuff, clean the dishes/kitchen
then take out my calligraphy work 🙂🙂🙂Yayyyyyyyyyyyy
and I think tomorrow I might sort thru my LPs and do a bit in the garden ( just weeding ) since I did tomorrow’s UnKAOS already
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
99% there, 😭
it’s been a battle, not over yet as husband is getting extra slobby again on purpose, but the underlying organisation cannot be broken
when the Young Seagoons there will need to be discussion about how we organise our space and time and chores until they find a place of their own, the key is discussion 🙂
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Talking about roasts and such.
I make roast chicken sometimes, and I glaze it with a honey, sesame, soy marinade, have it with home made gravy made from the pan , serve with rice and roast vegies
for years every single time MIL would say, “when I made roast chicken” “or " my oven doesn’t work and I can’t cook chicken anymore”
when she wasn’t there I asked husband about it cos i can’t remember her ever cooking anything
He said never in his life did she roast a chook, not once.
I haven’t done one for her for ages because the correct answer is, "thank you, that was nice ". Not insults and not complaints.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I played my Christmas playlist the other day and I got complaints it was putting people to sleep. Today I’ve had my Slut Pop playlist I’ve spent too much time curating running for an hour and no complaints. Interesting.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
A few examples of your Slut Pop playlist please.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Look up these artists and all the similar artists on their profiles: Cobrah Kim Petras Ayesha Erotica Slayyyter Vana Only Fire Scene Queen Diamond Doll xo Ramsey Moxifloxi Ashnikko Princess Nokia Brooke Candy
And then not entirely Slut Pop but I felt fit the vibe were a few of these: Perturbator Gunship HEALTH Magnavolt MASTER BOOT RECORD Deftones Carpenter Brut
And then whatever other music you think would be ‘sexy’ from there
tone212_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I have to venture into the blazing sun for an appointment which I am not happy about, but it will be my first time in the Metro Tunnel so that makes up for it. They don’t really make it seamless during this trial period, the usual train and Metro Tunnel train do not overlap at all. 15 mins wait at West Footscray to change over.
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Melbcat was yowling to go outside and get the birds… no, stay inside with the cooling I ran for you!
MRI tomorrow.
I’m going to be organising an inspection for the mould soon and have my fingers crossed it might get me out of here 🤞
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Have received a Marchesi 1824 panettone. I’m no expert on panettone but it is certainly packaged nicely. I can report back with photo and review if anyone is slightly interested
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I haven’t been notified of any substitutions in my grocery order so I think I am going to get my turkey this time. Christmas is saved! Or at least my plans to have a roast turkey some time after Christmas and cut up most of it to go in the freezer for future lunches is saved. Apparently I’m the only one in my family that likes turkey so I only get it if I do it myself.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Knockoff o clock
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
stuff to do today
make sure garden doesn’t die in the heat and dry
some basic housework
UnKAOS the pantry
do sewing
hang pictures
read the lawn mower manual carefully
set up calligraphy for practice🙂🙂🙂
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 1 day ago
FFS, work system has collapsed
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I ventured out for a slurpee.
My local 7-11 has cranked their machine so hard they broke it
SituationCake@aussie.zone 1 day ago
My weather station is telling me it’s 30 outdoors and 24 indoors. Time to put the air con on and keep the heat at bay.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
it’s still a little early for breakfast
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I spoke to soon. There is no turkey. 🙁
Oh well, I can either try again next time or be a bit radical and physically go into a shop to buy one.
calhoon2005@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Image
Late walk with the doggo
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
nice 🙂