If you are a guy living with a woman you know THIS

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I close the lid. I don’t want to see, hear, or smell that.

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The people commenting that we made me sad, lol.

    Also. Lid down when flushing is mandatory flushing imo. Poop aerosol isn’t exactly something I like all over my bathroom.

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  • Flickerby@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I remember reading somewhere that German toilets have a little shelf specifically to inspect your shit for health reasons, so maybe don’t visit Germany

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    • LwL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Some old ones do. And yes the smell before you flush is as horrible as you’d expect. The combination of diarrhea and one of those toilets made me almost throw up once.

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  • core@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There’s a lever, usually located on the upper left, that will flush it away

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    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That leaver causes microscopic bits of poop to be sprayed everywhere unless you close the damn lid

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    flushing is also an option

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• moonshadow@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Females, am I right fellas?

  Smells kinda like reddit in here

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• PineRune@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Alternatively, make both genders put the lid down. That way everyone has to do the same work to pee.

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  • Flickerby@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I just close the lid before flushing like a civilized human being

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  • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Alternatively just sit.

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• swagmoney@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  standing to piss at home is too messy. and i hate when i get up to use the toilet at night and i try to sit but the seat is up. always put the seat back down it’s not hard.

  also these weird adversarial gender memes are cringe.

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• ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Standing to pee is exponentially worse than this. Standing to pee is disgusting, and I have a penis. When you stand to pee, a fine mist of urine drifts away from the stream and covers every surface, where it rots. Ever stand to pee near a window where the a sun beam was coming in from outside? You can see the piss mist drifting around in the sunlight.

  Ever since I saw that I’ve been sitting to pee. I suppose if you consistently clean every surface near your toilet then standing is fine, but isn’t saving time the entire point of standing?

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You might consider adjusting your emitter from mist to stream. Easy to forget this adjustment.

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh damn, I forgot about that.

      *click click*

      That aughta do it, thanks m8!

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    • KryptoSynth@ani.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is there a particular direction you have to twist it in? It appears to only actuate in a back and forth motion and that hasn’t made a lick of difference, unfortunately.

      Perhaps I should try harde

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  • moonshadow@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Merry pissmist

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  • Mikina@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m used to just sitting to pee, exactly for this reason, but there’s a rare case where I give up and pee standing, i.e when I’m already dressed and it’s way easier, where I used to risk it and pee standing.

    I stopped doing that even in those rare cases when we’ve gotten the blood/horror bathroom mat, something like this, but not branded and from what I presume is the original source (Aliexpress).

    It’s horrifying when you see the mess you’re making, even if you really try not to.

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• agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Everyone should put the lid down because the top lid is to keep poop mist from covering everything.

  This why I’ve lived with many a woman and never experienced this, and we respect each other enough not to clutter up the sink and also not have the shitter be out and open for everyone.

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• TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I always put the lid down. It’s got a lid for a reason, it looks much nicer with it down.

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Um, is everything okay at home, OP?

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  • swagmoney@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    mikeys got problems

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I didn’t see the name. Yeah, they’ve got way bigger fish to fry.

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• Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  l know the picture, but I also sit while peeing.

  Trying not to be an asshole to my SO…

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• SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  With the time you save by leaving the seat up, build her a vanity in the bedroom. A couple of Ikea drawers, a standalone desk top, a large freestanding mirror, and some LED strip lights. It’s a fun project and you will both love it. Also put the seat and lid down, that’s nasty

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I feel seen.

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I put it up cause I want it up.
  You put it down cause you want it down.
  Why should I have to put it up **and ** down?

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • swagmoney@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    just return the terlet to the default state and don’t be an ass lol

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Who decides what the default state is, though?

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I usually say to my wife “You left the toilet seat down!”. Turnabout is fair play.

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• Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We have separate bathrooms, but I still have PTSD from the time I changed the skirting boards in hers.

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• GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Brothers, I am AFAB, and this picture still reminds me of one of my most infuriating roommates.

  Trust me, she’d annoy me a little too.

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