Submitted 1 day ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
Holy fuck, a motorcyclist just ate shit, went flying down Chesterville Road from the ugg place to the fucking intersection sideways, ran into a car, smashed the shit out of his bike - and people coming down South Road have seen him, stopped, braked and had other people go up their arses
There’s like five cars involved and the motorbike and the fucking motorcyclist is drunk.
No one hurt but oh is that boy in trouble
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He looks like he’s laughing at a really good joke
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Hospital staff do a great job but saying “I’ll be back in a minute” is always a lie.
It’s funny because it’s true 😂
Heads up
Something fucky is going on with Facebook marketplace on the Facebook side.
I put something up to sell and it received over 50 views while it was still being reviewed. Then I got 2 random Indians asking me about it and where I lived.
I’m accustomed to scams but this is coming from whoever Facebook contracts to that manages marketplace.
Same thing happened with a relative. Very odd
Two of the nasturtium pots grew all of the seeds and are full of blooming flowers of the same colour. All of the seeds came up in another one but no flowers yet. Another pot has a single small plant with one flower of a different colour. There may be another single one that hasn’t bloomed.
Weird distribution. I planted the seeds at random and the same or a similar number in each pot, and all at the same time?
this is cool 🙂
Omgggg I was msging colleague about why I wasn’t in the office today etc. and mentioned the rain, he said yeh I got soaked. Then I made lame your mum joke about her getting soaked last night … As you do. (We have very childish banter, it fits) and he said lame joke my mum died earlier this year. I was so sure he was playing along because of our normal banter. I doubled down and said I doubted that because she wouldn’t have been so wet if that was true… Then radio silence. I asked one of our mutual friends if his mum had actually died this year and they confirmed she had. Holy fuck kill me 💀💀💀
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not your fault, you didn’t know
maybe later in person offer condolences
Or say it explains why she didn’t move around much.
HAHAHAHAHAA OMG 😂😂😂😂😂
Had a fast day yesterday (as in, no food, just water). Feeling good today! Gonna have left over brisket and sausages for dinner, obtained from the family gathering on Sunday.
I don’t think I could go a full day with no food. I get hangry just skipping breakfast.
It’s hard when first doing it, so I recommend doing it on a day you don’t have to go to work. That way you can see how your body reacts.
It’s not for everyone, because everyone’s body’s are different. I found this works for me after much trial and error with losing weight; I was a binge eater, eating all my feelings, my heaviest was 100kg~.
Now I don’t binge eat, I don’t have breakfast, I generally don’t have lunch (I’m not strict though: if I feel hungry I’ll eat), and I have pretty healthy dinners, and I still have chocolate and dessert. Now I hover between 60kg-65kg.
I do recommend, regardless of what your lifestyle is or your normal food/drink habits: cut out all soft drinks, and try to stop having sugar in tea or coffee. Just doing that, I dropped 10kgs. There is so much sugar and shit in soft drinks, it was impressive what cutting all that out did for me.
Operation UnKOAS has resumed. I am tired and sore, won’t do more than I have to.
Package 1/3 has been delivered. New yoghurt cultures, with free samples of a couple of other varieties to try.
And package 2/3 arrived as I was typing, new mower blades so I can neatly chop my new grasses instead of mangling them.
had some sweets while I’ve been sick, now I’ve had enough an away they go
still tired tho, not achy much
but it showed me how bad the flu or covid would be if I got either
I’ve got some weight to lose. I was going well, then got slack and put it all back on…
Right, time to track my food intake to figure it out
I requested my data from the other place but it’s just given me a spreadsheet of permalinks to my comments and such… I wanted to back it all up as a private copy and delete from the site.
I’ve downloaded python and the Bulk Reddit Download files from GitHub but have gone wrong somewhere.
Last assignment to do today!! Hopefully will get it done by tomorrow and then going to set some goals for next year on improving in my studies and having a less stressful time.
They really do be letting anyone into a masters degree! :D
Been having poor / broken sleep lately and I think it’s from an increase in screen time, and at the wrong time (ie. on the couch just before going to bed). My mind was really racing last night. I’m going to try no phone 30 mins before bed tonight and see how I go, and then increase it to one hour. Get back into my reading instead during that time.
Jeez. I’m trying to keep my chin up and just keep adulting but life is so incredibly difficult right now. Probably shouldn’t overshare but I’m in a really bad spot.
Would you rather have bionic arms or bionic legs?
Arms. I could do so much more musically lol
had a great dream, dreamt I had a matte black lincoln convertible and was wearing 60s black boots and a little black dress, not too short
and then went on to dream a nasty woman at a restaurant dropped dead at the table, no one cared
I bought a Matchbox Jeep for the kids yesterday and it turns out the surfboards on top are removable, and they come off very easily. Looks like a trip to Bunnings at lunch for that plastic superglue
Tiny little occy straps? For the genuine experience.
That would be fun to watch when the car crashes down some track or gets feed into a toy wooden mailbox which is the kids’ current obsession
That sounds cute. Not sure if these would be too big www.amazon.co.uk/…/B0CMXC1LH3
finished all my chores
not quite, the second load of dishes can wait until tomorrow morning
now I’m beat and will be off to bed soon
Ok I’m home. Belly full of phò, groceries and pharmacy goods obtained. Only got a little bit wet, worth it
Yum
After a perfect day yesterday I now have sideways rain and hail bouncing through the dog door! Hopefully the plants I put in the garden yesterday don’t die from shock.
It’s my fault - I watered the garden this morning cos it was looking dry. May have overdone it.
😯
after all the lovely weather too
Shit. It’s going to pissing down when I wanna go into town
Hopefully it will dump most of the rain out west and you won’t have as much. Looking at the rain intensity on the radar it picked up intensity just to drop extra over Ballarat, it might calm down to normal showers by the time it gets closer to Melbourne.
Beep Beep 🚚
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Toasted banana bread with butter and a chia seed pudding please 🙏
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Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 13 hours ago
MOOON.
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calhoon2005@aussie.zone 12 hours ago
I licked his back
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 12 hours ago
Em oh oh en, that spells moon!
(throwback to The Stand TV adaptation)