Several, in hopefully this order:
- Mr. - for a few minutes
- Suspect.
- Prisoner.
Submitted 19 hours ago by snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world to [deleted]
Several, in hopefully this order:
Nonce
Nonce Andrew. Definitely.
prine of the NONCES.
The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince
Nonce of Windsor
Prisoner Number 6375
Sir Joker.
The catholic church would absolutely use sainthood to whitewash the legacy of a rapist, but i'm sure that position has plenty of promising internal candidates.
Rapey Andy
Not my idea, but here goes: the rapist formerly known as prince
[Redacted], [redacted], or maybe [redacted]. We would all benefit if we just didn’t hear from him ever again and then his name or title really don’t matter.
DJ No Sweat
The Kiddler
The accused
The Dunce of York, Mr. Windsor.
Andrew von Diddler
Almost any political entity can give a title. Maybe we can get an small incorporated town, academic institution or church to bestow one on him.
Sir Kiddy Diddler is good, but it implies knighthood and that’s a whole thing. Someone could give him an honorary doctorate in Kiddy Diddling, the only question is whether that falls under science or arts.
Rapist
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 19 hours ago
In a just world? Inmate.