Imagine telling your partner you can’t have sex for an entire month because you’re doing an internet trend LOL
You guys ready for NO Nut November?
Submitted 2 months ago by Uri@infosec.pub to [deleted]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Nut_November
Comments
FridaySteve@lemmy.world 2 months ago
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 months ago
Pretty sure people with partners are not the target participants for this trend.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don’t hear from me on December 1st, I’m probably still Nuttin’
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”
This guy: “Nuttin’”
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Very bold of you to assume that I am married
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Later, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Grow a mustache, get yer prostrate checked and never mind someone telling you to reduce your joy…
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I practice Ninety Nuts November.
Haven’t had a year where I missed my quota yet!
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Remember to stay hydrated
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I nut thrice each day for the poor souls who go without.
1984@lemmy.today 2 months ago
No.
I live my life without asking the internet what to do. Strange i know.
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
This will be my second year celebrating my completion of no nuts November.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Dammit, I failed that one too already.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
ughhh not this stupid reddit shit again
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“I’m going to stop jerking off because the internet told me to!”
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
No, it’s Nazi grooming
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
What?
Not doubting, just the first time I heard of this
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Yeah they make you ashamed of jerking off to porn and then exploit it
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Peanut isn’t nut right?
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Damn! I just bought a bag of pecans!
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I like to think of them as root peas. As they grow like a bush of peas until the pods head under ground.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I thought it was Nothing but Nut November
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m on estrogen so I am medically required to lol
yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Already wanking like 1 time per week thanks to Sertraline which desensitizes my dick, could go for a month no problem
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Have you tried Wellbutrin/bupropion in addition? It fixed that right up for me.
yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Interesting, didn’t knew it existed.
But uhmm so far Sertraline has been great except for that side effect and will have to wait around 2 months so withdrawal symptoms stop and start testing Bupropion. But would like to see what is like having dopamine increased instead of serotonin 🤔
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 months ago
I’m going to nut every day so you don’t have to.