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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The College: Hey! For one, our infected monkeys aren’t contagious, and TWO, that monkey wasn’t one of the infected ones anyway!

  Sheriff: Da fuq y’all got going on over there.

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• Lazycog@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Since this piece of misinformation about the monkeys has already caused damage: the monkeys are/were not infected. The truck driver told the authorities this info (which was false)

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• tazeycrazy@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t want to play any more. How do I get out of this?

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  • Blum0108@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wasn’t there a movie about this, like 20 years ago.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ask again in 28 days…

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not that. I think it was called Patient Zero? Or Outbreak? Or Epidemic. They were trying to find this monkey that made them quarantine this whole town. And then some kid was friends with the monkey, which added an ET rip aspect. And there’s like some big helicopter chase through the mountains. The kind of movie you watch on basic cable late at night when you’re half asleep.

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  • DogWater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Outbreak

    28 days later

    12 monkeys

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• ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This literally didn’t happen. You are part of the problem.

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• atro_city@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  wat?

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There was a truck full of hostile monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and covid that crashed and they all got loose. Happened yesterday or so. Some may still be on the loose.

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Unfortunately they were not infected with anything. The local sheriff just made that bit up.

      The facility does house infected monkeys, but these had not yet been infected and were being relocated to a different facility

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Except there literally wasn’t. It was fake news.

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    • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought the police shot them all except one?

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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Me in Mississippi:

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I side bet infected lab monkeys every time, just in case. Like playing 0 on the roulette table.

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  so in the end who was lying, the driver or the lab or the article writer?

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• Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Scarecrow Folk

  Excuse me, wtf?

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Again?

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I just made my girlfriend watch this movie last weekend

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What is this meme taken from?

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  • TVA@thebrainbin.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The Cabin in the Woods

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you. I need to watch this movie, it looks like it’s right up my alley.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I had a new outbreak next month

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