This literally didn’t happen. You are part of the problem.
Time to update your bingo cards
Submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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ayyy@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The College: Hey! For one, our infected monkeys aren’t contagious, and TWO, that monkey wasn’t one of the infected ones anyway!
Sheriff: Da fuq y’all got going on over there.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
Wasn’t there a movie about this, like 20 years ago.
DogWater@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Outbreak
28 days later
12 monkeys
OpenStars@piefed.social 20 hours ago
Ask again in 28 days…
jaybone@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Not that. I think it was called Patient Zero? Or Outbreak? Or Epidemic. They were trying to find this monkey that made them quarantine this whole town. And then some kid was friends with the monkey, which added an ET rip aspect. And there’s like some big helicopter chase through the mountains. The kind of movie you watch on basic cable late at night when you’re half asleep.
tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I don’t want to play any more. How do I get out of this?
Blum0108@lemmy.world 1 day ago
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
I side bet infected lab monkeys every time, just in case. Like playing 0 on the roulette table.
atro_city@fedia.io 1 day ago
wat?
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
There was a truck full of hostile monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and covid that crashed and they all got loose. Happened yesterday or so. Some may still be on the loose.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
Unfortunately they were not infected with anything. The local sheriff just made that bit up.
The facility does house infected monkeys, but these had not yet been infected and were being relocated to a different facility
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Except there literally wasn’t. It was fake news.
Psythik@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I thought the police shot them all except one?
Grass@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
so in the end who was lying, the driver or the lab or the article writer?
Naz@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 22 hours ago
Again?
P1k1e@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I just made my girlfriend watch this movie last weekend
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I had a new outbreak next month
daggermoon@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
What is this meme taken from?
TVA@thebrainbin.org 15 hours ago
Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 11 hours ago
Since this piece of misinformation about the monkeys has already caused damage: the monkeys are/were not infected. The truck driver told the authorities this info (which was false)
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