Shrimp fried rice

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh yeah, what if it was THIS horse?

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, he DOES look pretty talented.

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    • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To get that photographic level of precision, I would expect more something along the lines of a modern horse using an Image Generation AI coupled to a Natural Language Processor trained on horse sounds.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Clearly a photograph of a horse-drawn bus from the 1890’s would be black and white.

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  • woelkchen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Colorized by AI

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s obviously a modern color photograph of an old black and white photograph from the 1890s.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You raise a good point.

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  • Ferk@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It might have been drawn in the 1890s, but the photograph was taken with a modern camera.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Silly, it’s of rich people shit. They had color photography far before all the plebeians. .

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• victorz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bravo.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a side note, I’m skeptical that a shrimp could fry rice, or anything else for that matter, since they have pretty tiny hands and probably would have a great deal of trouble gripping cooking utensils or the handle of the pan

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, this is what’s commonly known as a callback joke.

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• DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As God’s own truth, the horse took brush in hoof and drew this bus.

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• J92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And if you look at the reflection in the wood panelling, the photograph was clearly taken by a giant pigeon.

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  • SippyCup@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It was taken by the gnome inside the giant pigeons eye. Because you can’t see the camera the pigeon would have to be holding. But it does appear as though the pigeon is looking directly at the bus.

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• sjmarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This particular omnibus seems to be a modern replica:

  www.coyaltix.com/picnic-wagonpk4/

  Though some buses of the time period did have a similar multi-door design. This one is from the 1880s:

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• MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think you’ll find the horse is being drawn by the bus.

  “I’ll be your french horse”

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think this bus could draw a horse either.

    Or take a photograph of it, for that matter.

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Swanky ride honestly

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• SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Equine Slop!

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• SuluBeddu@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that a big pigeon shadow on the top?

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hmmm… perhaps a pigeon took this photo?

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  everything has been a downward spiral since we stopped using glossy wood veneer everywhere

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• tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Has Ron ever looked inside a camera? Some of them have a few horsepower.

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seems better in every way tbh

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• Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also one would expect to see a theme more interesting for horses - like, say, grass - in a drawing from a horse, though maybe this one could be more of a social critique, subtly alluding to the plight of enslaved horses.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Believe me, the horses have already had their revenge.

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