Know your shits!

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is actually very helpful for English as a second language learners.

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  • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There’s more!

    Cut the shit: knock it off Are you shitting me: are you serious This shit is bananas: this is crazy That’s my shit: I really like that Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck. I shit myself: I pooped my pants A shit in the hand is worth two in the bush: this is a joke, it doesn’t mean anything. I only include it because a guy came up to me at work and asked what it meant.

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Shit a brick: to be scared Shitstain: someone trashy or worthless Shit for brains: stupid Shit sandwich: a shitty situation Shithead: a shitty person Shithole: a shitty place Piece of shit: a shitty thing

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      B A N A N A S

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    • Vengefu1Tuna@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Depending on the inflection, “that’s my shit” can also mean “those are my belongings”.

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    • elxeno@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      sheet

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    • cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Deep shit

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What about Chickenshit ii?

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  • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a cash grab I’m afraid. Not as good as the original chicken shit.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    it’s ratshit

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• Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I read this while taking a shit. How appropriate.

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  • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well shit man

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  • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    you’ve gotta be shitting me

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• ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is actually from a really good Stuart Jones joke. I was cackling the first few times I heard it, definitely worth a watch:

  youtu.be/0YAmp7rJLWk?si=koLAibRMUJnmG6c_

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• JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  See I know a lot of people that use hot shit the opposite way, to mean it’s very bad quality.

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  • AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are they adding any modifiers to their “hot shit”? “Hot, stinkin’ pile of shit” hits different.

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  • uzay@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s hot garbage

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• jopepa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Knows how to spell rambunctious but has such a ruff time with tough

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s a bad sign when the notepad screenshot looks blurry.

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• Poopmeister@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What about shit hawks?

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They are circling, bo-bandy. Look, I’m mowing the air!

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    D’ya know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “shit” - Not good

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• ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ratshit also means exhausted/sick/hungover to most Australians

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Its relative. Horse shit is gold if you have a garden, people look for it and pay for it since it creates very fertile ground.

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  • jarfil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s the shit. Do you have to dip a shit showel while it’s hot shit, or tuff shit works too? And what about jack shit?

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    • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mm I can’t imagine jack shit having much nutrients for crops

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• dregally@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Literally shitpost

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• Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Anyone else reminded of this old George Carlin skit?

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• Enigma@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Anyone else remember that long winded story about the Schitt family?

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• lambchop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t shit where you eat: Don’t date a work colleague

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• Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  OK there is one critical one you missed, it’s hiding in plain sight… “Bullshit shit”. I rest my case

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• Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The shits: diarrhea

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• Antitrust7668@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A comedian named ISMO did a funny skit on this

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• FrostbyteIX@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is some excellent shit here!

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• SMT42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  We need to expand

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• cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It looks like ‘ratshit’ is misspelled

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• bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Squirrel shit - Topic

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• SternburgExport@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I thought about that shit yesterday

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• PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pee poop fart shit - word dihharhea

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