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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously pissing myself. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people pissing their pants together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

    Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

    For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

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  • cdf12345@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wow, are people actually still using this tired copypasta?

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    • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ancient Egypt dint stop using 𓁡 just because everyone was familiar with the Khnum-with-Ankh meme, why should we?

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    • cdf12345@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And no, changing 1 word doesn’t matter

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ceci n’est pas une pipe!

    Ceci n’est pas une pipe!

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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, if you make a joke and don’t commit to that, that’s on you

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thete really isnt an excuse to be sngry about it.

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    • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      sngry

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Furries make the best subs

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  • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you’re talking about the internet communities, right?

    r-right…?

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• TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Based :3

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• primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How do you not respect that?

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• NoPanko@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waow (based based based based based)

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• CaptainThor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What an entirely worthless group of people.

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I bet they’re too much of a coward.

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah fam.

    I used to joke about furries but after being here for the last ~6 months they’re one of the last bastions of free expression and also more or less an inextricable part of any online spaces worth participating in.

    The presence of furries is unironically a sign of resilience. Let them be.

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also, legend has it, they’re generally the people we absolutely need in society. I heard a lot of surgeons end up as furriest, which kind of makes sense.

      Those suits are fucking expensive. Basically nobody on minimum wage is spending their money on that.

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude, fuck off. They’re just people doing literally nothing to you.

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idk man, pants pissers generally make for an unpleasant environment. It tends to stink and god forbid there’s more than one and the crowd is shoulder to shoulder. They should go in the toilet like everyone else.

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What an entirely worthless comment.

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  • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did you end up here by mistake trying to sign up on truthsocial?

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They deserved to suffer for making it.

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• Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Y’all I’m sorry but peeing yourself in public is not based. Someone had to say it

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  • TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d rather deal with a hundred furries pissing themselves in public than one Nazi trying to commit a genocide.

    Obviously this isn’t a strict either/or situation. The joke of someone pissing themselves probably wears thin if I have to clean up after them … point taken.

    But given all the problems in the world today, one that can be fixed with a few paper towels ranks super low on my list.

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    • Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am also anti-nazi. This isn’t reqlly related…

      Believe it or not, there are furry nazis for some reason

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