this is what my date just served.....

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  When can I come over for dinner?

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Teach him.

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  • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    My cooking is worse, we are frequently trying

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Then don’t shame them.

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Being on an instance that doesn’t have downvotes has pros and cons. Not being able to downvote this waste of a post is one of the cons.

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  • victorz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Everyone who wants to down vote this post can symbolically upvote your comment. Let’s bring it.

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  • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    😂

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Looks like he dodged a bullet.

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  • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    *she

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    • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      But you called your date a he in the post. You gotta keep your story straight

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, she is an ungrateful bitch.

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• nysqin@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Der Post allein macht mich wütender als das Kochergebnis, und das will was heißen.

  Das sieht nach Studentenküche aus. Ist es echt so verwerflich, dass jemand mit wenig Ressourcen improvisiert? Für mich zeugt das von viel Potenzial, weil der gute Wille vorhanden ist.

  Menschen haben unterschiedliche Skillsets und -level. Also, anstatt darauf herabzuschauen: Vielleicht lieber das nächste Mal mit ihr zusammen kochen anstatt arrogant ein Foto für Zusprache von Leuten zu posten, die im Gegensatz zu dieser Person keinen Einfluss auf dein Leben haben?

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  • Twakyr@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We did… but I had to eat 90%… Image

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    • nysqin@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      You did… What? Make me angrier? Good job! Stop interrupting an old man who’s yelling at clouds!

      (… and start appreciating, for fuck’s sake. I know what it looks like.)

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nothing you are showing there looks all that bad. Thick noodles with sauce and veggies.

  How did it taste and what went with it?

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  • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …went with it…? Nothing, it was spicy and tasted like fish 🐠

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    • IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did it taste bad?

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• JASN_DE@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  See feddit.org/post/18963366

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  • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Posted within a minute of each other.

    Someone’s making a joke.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah this reeks of sock puppets fresh off the foot.

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• thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is what this sounds like to me

  “It’s so infuriating when someone I’m on a date with tries to make me food! It tastes disgusting and I don’t care if they thought about me and tried to make something special for it. It looks bad and it tastes bad. I don’t care if the intention of it was to be kind to me and try something nice for me. No thanks, I don’t think I’ll be coming over again”

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  • Twakyr@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I believe they meant to say „my date cooks delicious food“

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    • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My date cocks delicious food.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is your date also a lemmy user. As there was another one asking if that particular dish was good for a date.

  I’m thinking your using 2 accounts.

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  • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    *You’re

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Like you get to correct grammar.

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• rovingnothing29@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Whats the issue? They didn’t say they would cook WELL for you.

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  • MisterOwl@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The issue is the recipient is an ungrateful bitch.

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    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyz ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Just passing along: this post was apparently a joke, see: feddit.org/post/18963366

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• tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  NEXT!

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• teft@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you think he cooks badly maybe try cooking together to show him how to cook. I taught one of my ex girlfriends to cook like that. She loved it.

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• Twakyr@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What? NO, this looks delicious. You should definitely go on more dates!

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I see what you did there.

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  • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    YOURE A FUCKING TWEAKER!

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You ungrateful, uncultured, waste of oxygen.

      You are either sockpuppting for interaction or should stay single and offline until therapy works.

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• Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They keep their olive oil and spices next to the stove. Pass. Maybe they could learn though.

  Why is the avocado pit there? How does it feature in this dish?

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  • IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What is the big deal with keeping oil and spices near the range?

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    • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Heat degrades them quickly. Olive oil will go rancid and spices lose their flavor

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• Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That looks so good

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• Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What exactly is it? At far off glance it look like spaghetti, but there looks to be corn in it.

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  • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Corn, ketchup, and kidney beans?!

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    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What the fuck!! How long you two been dating? That crazy that they thought that was a worthy meal for a date.

      I am no amazing chef but I can cook the hell out of some foods. That will impress on a date.

      That meal is just sad. So OP that you had to even look at that. What you say when they presented that meal? Did you actually eat it?

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• miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Corfatgetti.

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• HerrVorragend@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wenigstens das gute Salz von Bad Reichenhaller

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  • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lieben Dank, Herr vorragend!

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