He said he would “cook for us” and presented this monstrosity. No thanks, I don’t think I’ll be coming over again.
Nothing you are showing there looks all that bad. Thick noodles with sauce and veggies.
How did it taste and what went with it?
this is what my date just served.....
Submitted 5 weeks ago by urheber@discuss.tchncs.de to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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IWW4@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
…went with it…? Nothing, it was spicy and tasted like fish 🐠
thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
This is what this sounds like to me
“It’s so infuriating when someone I’m on a date with tries to make me food! It tastes disgusting and I don’t care if they thought about me and tried to make something special for it. It looks bad and it tastes bad. I don’t care if the intention of it was to be kind to me and try something nice for me. No thanks, I don’t think I’ll be coming over again”
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Looks like he dodged a bullet.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
*she
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
But you called your date a he in the post. You gotta keep your story straight
JASN_DE@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Posted within a minute of each other.
Someone’s making a joke.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Yeah this reeks of sock puppets fresh off the foot.
nysqin@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Der Post allein macht mich wütender als das Kochergebnis, und das will was heißen.
Das sieht nach Studentenküche aus. Ist es echt so verwerflich, dass jemand mit wenig Ressourcen improvisiert? Für mich zeugt das von viel Potenzial, weil der gute Wille vorhanden ist.
Menschen haben unterschiedliche Skillsets und -level. Also, anstatt darauf herabzuschauen: Vielleicht lieber das nächste Mal mit ihr zusammen kochen anstatt arrogant ein Foto für Zusprache von Leuten zu posten, die im Gegensatz zu dieser Person keinen Einfluss auf dein Leben haben?
Twakyr@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
nysqin@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
You did… What? Make me angrier? Good job! Stop interrupting an old man who’s yelling at clouds!
(… and start appreciating, for fuck’s sake. I know what it looks like.)
rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Whats the issue? They didn’t say they would cook WELL for you.
MisterOwl@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The issue is the recipient is an ungrateful bitch.
Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Just passing along: this post was apparently a joke, see: feddit.org/post/18963366
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Is your date also a lemmy user. As there was another one asking if that particular dish was good for a date.
I’m thinking your using 2 accounts.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
*You’re
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Like you get to correct grammar.
teft@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
If you think he cooks badly maybe try cooking together to show him how to cook. I taught one of my ex girlfriends to cook like that. She loved it.
Twakyr@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
What? NO, this looks delicious. You should definitely go on more dates!
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I see what you did there.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
YOURE A FUCKING TWEAKER!
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
You ungrateful, uncultured, waste of oxygen.
You are either sockpuppting for interaction or should stay single and offline until therapy works.
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
They keep their olive oil and spices next to the stove. Pass. Maybe they could learn though.
Why is the avocado pit there? How does it feature in this dish?
IWW4@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
What is the big deal with keeping oil and spices near the range?
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Heat degrades them quickly. Olive oil will go rancid and spices lose their flavor
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Teach him.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
My cooking is worse, we are frequently trying
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Then don’t shame them.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What exactly is it? At far off glance it look like spaghetti, but there looks to be corn in it.
ccunning@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Corn, ketchup, and kidney beans?!
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What the fuck!! How long you two been dating? That crazy that they thought that was a worthy meal for a date.
I am no amazing chef but I can cook the hell out of some foods. That will impress on a date.
That meal is just sad. So OP that you had to even look at that. What you say when they presented that meal? Did you actually eat it?
Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That looks so good
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Corfatgetti.
needanke@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Premium Shitpost mein Herr.
HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wenigstens das gute Salz von Bad Reichenhaller
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Lieben Dank, Herr vorragend!
hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
When can I come over for dinner?
tpihkal@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
NEXT!
rcbrk@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Fuck bucatini (unless it’s a baked pasta dish). The rest of the dish’s attributes are subjective.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Being on an instance that doesn’t have downvotes has pros and cons. Not being able to downvote this waste of a post is one of the cons.
victorz@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Everyone who wants to down vote this post can symbolically upvote your comment. Let’s bring it.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
😂