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- Comment on Dick Cheney, Powerful Vice President and Washington Insider, Dies at 84 1 day ago:
I hope he has to be fed and housed by KBR down there.
And there better be a burn pit right next to his hooch.
- Comment on What's your favorite case of a game making fun of you? 2 days ago:
Far Cry 6 has a similar easter egg. Near the beginning of the game (which takes place in an archipelago) you’re given a boat to head to the main island for the quest to start but you can just take the boat and point it towards the open ocean and you’ll end up in miami completely skipping the entire game.
- Comment on What's your favorite case of a game making fun of you? 2 days ago:
This is similar to the tip i give anyone starting new in downhill biking.
Just don’t crash.
- Comment on Andrew Windsor could face private prosecution, Republic says 4 days ago:
He probably means the downvotes. Some people on the fediverse take them a little seriously.
- Comment on All of these people with degrees and years of research don't know anything! Only trust your favorite conspiracy theorist 6 days ago:
The retraction, as always, will be ignored and shown to as few people as possible. That way these disingenuous fucks can say “bbbbut the health secretary said…”.
- Comment on Andrew Windsor could face private prosecution, Republic says 6 days ago:
I’m an american but as i understand it the royals are a net gain in monetary value since they give up the cash from Crown Estate and receive a stipend that is less than the value they give up. Is that not the sitch?
If that is the case then what taxes of yours supported this shithead?
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 1 week ago:
Yeah, the Boothby 8472 was pretty chill. They just wanted to be left the fuck alone.
- Comment on Banana 1 week ago:
No. Here in colombia we’ve got dozens of varieties. The problem is they don’t ship well so you can’t generally get them far from where they grow.
- Comment on Banana 1 week ago:
They aren’t extinct, just not commercially viable. A few isolated pockets of the trees survived the blight. A quick web search will turn up someone selling some if you really want to try them but like the other poster said if you’ve tried fake banana flavor you’ve tried gros michel.
- Comment on Fallout 4: Anniversary Edition - Reveal Trailer 1 week ago:
Nice. I’ll get a full day of this before KCD2’s last DLC drops.
- Comment on Windows 12 Is Already Here. What's Next? 1 week ago:
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-32658340
Jerry Nixon, a Microsoft development executive, said in a conference speech this week that Windows 10 would be the “last version” of the dominant desktop software.
8 May 2015
- Comment on Windows 12 Is Already Here. What's Next? 1 week ago:
Linux Mint Debian Edition is the coolest.
- Comment on Pop-up Amazon TV ads despite charging people monthly fees for their ad-free plan. 3 weeks ago:
I’m sorry but if i pay for a service that’s ad free and they put ads in the media i’m watching then i will instantly cancel that service. Anyone who doesn’t is just enabling that behavior.
- Comment on King Charles hopes nature film will 'inspire' viewers 3 weeks ago:
Cash machine goes brrrrrrrrrt probably.
- Comment on 2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices 4 weeks ago:
Now this would depend on you having the cash available to do this but couldn’t you just buy a refundable plane or bus ticket? That way you’d have an outbound ticket but could refund it later if you get a visa extension or visa reclassification.
- Comment on TIL science has its own swifties 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Palestine Action protest: police begin making arrests at London demo 4 weeks ago:
Cohen added: “When I was brought up learning about the Holocaust and we said ‘never again’, I learnt that this means ‘never again’ for anyone.”
Yeah, that’s what I learned too but it appears that a lot of people were just talking out of the sides of their mouths in order to earn brownie points.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Ew, gross. I’ll be reporting you to the nearest inquisitor.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
A drow who doesn’t worship our revered goddess Lolth? Hard pass. Next you’re going to be telling me you want to bang surface dwellers.
- Comment on EA CEO says company values will 'remain unchanged' under the new ownership of Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner's investment firm 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 5 weeks ago:
This is problematic, because 7.82 × 1052 meters is about 1037 lightyears, and the universe is currently estimated to span a mere 93 billion lightyears.
Comedy gold. I could see Mitch Hedberg saying this.
- Comment on Relooted - Game made by South Africans has been bombarded by right-wingers 5 weeks ago:
Right? I want to do some reverse Indiana Jones liberating of artworks.
“It doesn’t belong in a museum!”
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 5 weeks ago:
The air vent is actually a particle accelerator shooting neutrons into the periodic table.
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 5 weeks ago:
Go take the test. It’s pretty funny.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words. 1 month ago:
Click the little speaker icon on the polish side and you can hear how it’s pronounced.
- Comment on The Independent tries to hijack their reader's swipe meant to leave the site to send them further into it instead 1 month ago:
That seems to indicate the proper swiping to go to the next article (right to left). Swiping left to right would close the article is the expected behavior for me.
What I hate is sites like AP News where if you swipe left to right to leave the site you instead go back a page and land on their carousel and have to hit back again. Fuck dark patterns.
- Comment on Man allegedly had porn involving sexual activity with fish in North Tyneside 1 month ago:
Fucking Aquaman
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Patch Due Out Today, PC Performance 'Our Top Priority,' Gearbox Says 1 month ago:
I thought this was a “premium” game. Why should they optimize for the poors? /s
- Comment on this is what my date just served..... 1 month ago:
If you think he cooks badly maybe try cooking together to show him how to cook. I taught one of my ex girlfriends to cook like that. She loved it.
- Comment on Hollow Knight Sequel 'Silksong' Crashed Game Stores, as $20 Price Irks Competitors 1 month ago:
Hey, don't body shame. Some weasels are smaller than rats. As an example of a smaller weasel here is a picture of a least weasel:
