Amateurs

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• shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  All those loads will be lost in time, like tears in the rain

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  • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    …like tears down the leg

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Time to retry.

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• teft@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I was deployed to iraq. I’ve rubbed one out in places and conditions you people can only dream of.

  Trying to pop your load before you pass out from the 150 degree port-a-john is an experience you’ll never forget.

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  • DarkerRadical@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thank you for your servicing yourself

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Big hell yeah

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve… done things you people wouldn’t believe…

  Erections dribbling precum on the shoulder of the New Jersey Turnpike.

  I watched semen glitter in the dark in the LHC.

  All those… moments… will be lost in time, like jizz on the floor of a Kwik Trip bathroom.

  Time… to nut.

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  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Dick Tugger 2049

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  • LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Heard some nasty things about the Large Hadron Collider, kudos to you!

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• devaly@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  someone has a shit fetish

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not what that means lmao

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    • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      he said with his shit eating grin

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      keep digging boy

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  • BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or it’s Pavlovian training to the blue port-a-potty chemical smell from military service like Graham Platner

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wanna go a little farther on that thought for somebody that lives in Maine and campaigns for Graham? Getting really tired of this shit from people who don’t live here. He’s going to the Senate, get over it.

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  These things are not mutually exclusive.

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