Why didn't he just call on his powers to stop the bullet?

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  ok I laughed at this big time for real

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That is what he gets for saying gun violence isn’t a problem and daring people to prove him wrong.

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• rustyfish@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Which means he wanted it, dare if I say: he enjoyed it. Therefore no assassination.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s not what he was wearing but how he looked. Ever seen him smile? Creepy as fuck, it’s a wonder nobody shot him sooner.

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• Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Funnily, I heard he was wearing a bulletproof vest and the bullet ricocheted up into his neck. If that’s true, his clothing did in fact get him killed.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He was not. This has already been categorically debunked over and over again by people who know literally the first thing about ballistics.

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    • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Its ok we can have a little misinformation. As a treat

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i hear he was wearing a bulletproof neck and it ricocheted off his neck and then his vest just did that

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “His neck just did that” is unironically more believable

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      His neck just gave out feom funneling bullshit

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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I appreciate that you used “I heard” and “if that’s true”. Word choice can be very important, and it’s frustrating when people don’t notice it.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’re still repeating bullshit.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that is funny

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