Mother of the person who painted this picture. “I told you stop painting that filth! You will go to bed tonight without wooly mammoth burgers!”
Father enters cave high fives son and compliments painting.
Submitted 3 days ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Mother of the person who painted this picture. “I told you stop painting that filth! You will go to bed tonight without wooly mammoth burgers!”
Father enters cave high fives son and compliments painting.
Anubis Style
So did just nobody help that poor woman stuck under the coffee table?
She was filming the action
Probably unrelated but the surfaced popped this quote in my head
“Saved me?” The Lhazareen woman spat. “Three riders had taken me, not as a man takes a woman but from behind, as a dog takes a removed…
From ‘A Game of thrones’
LOL. Great quote. Wonder if she barked like a dog during the process
Uhh… the insinuation here is the painting might be depicting rape.
What the fuck
It’s like a Mercator projection of sex. Obviously the most important part, and thus the most accurate and to scale, is the crutches, and then everything sort of stretches out from there. I’m impressed.
How do you know they didn’t have that body shape?
Yoga lessons, chiropractor, Greco Roman wrestling? I mean it could be those things too
This picture represents two very close friends
The Posterior Fornix can be stimulated during doggy style. (Anterior Fornix in missionary.) They are similar to the g-spot, with some people preferring fornix orgasm to g-spot or clitoral stimulation. You aim above the cervix with the tip of your dick or fingers and stretch that area.
This depends on the anatomy of both partners. It’s also a skill that needs to be trained. However, if you can make it work, and the recipient is sensitive to it: fireworks! Like, grunting, moaning, and prayers from a bad porno level of good.
I was unaware that people 9,000 years ago had such long torsos. Neat.
This poor artist is getting criticism 9000 years later
“IT’S MY STYLE, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!”
I think it was because their diet was different. And supposedly this also affected male genitalia
Internet has rotten mt brain I swapped the genders at first glance.
Animal style - grrr.
Caveman porn
I think it was an example of non-sexual tool use
Classic
we were dogs ?
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 days ago
first pornography?
icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
At least we don’t need to show our faces prior to pulling rope