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Checkmate Atheists!

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Godric@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If only we could get independent verification.

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Send Nigel Farage to check on her.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And when he doesn’t come back, send Boris. Let’s just keep going until we either get an answer or run out of demagogue bastards.

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  • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The world’s largest unisex public urinal.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Weird thing to combine with a dance floor, though.

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Maybe a mosh pit?

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idk Reagan might give her a run for her money

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  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The atheist afterlife is your memory and how people talk about you.

    So if you’re a good person, people remember you fondly and speak well of you.

    And if you’re Thatcher, people piss on your grave and openly wish you were in hell.

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I second this

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    • ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s your atheist afterlife. It’s perfectly valid of course.

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      • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Some atheists so believe in reincarnation I suppose, but memories are pretty universal. Whatever anyone believes, everyone remembers.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Incredibly based!

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  • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where have I been for the last 10 years?

    Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher’s the other one is Reagan’s. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m pissing on the one that did the most damage. Reagan helped enable the path to fascism the US is on and the US affects everyone globally. Definitely his.

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      • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m holding it for Putin’s grave

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      • Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can only piss on one

        Sounds like I get to be the genie; I’ll piss on the left grave. Once I’ve downed the next pint I’ll only piss on the right grave.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.” - Neil Gaiman

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hmmm

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So he should know.

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Okay I didn’t know that. I don’t even really know who he is tbh.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like to believe they buried her with her pockets intact

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  • individual@toast.ooo ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    idk about here but I’ve been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years

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    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?

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      • individual@toast.ooo ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        thanks obama

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  • commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    she’s in a doom WAD called Thatcher’s Techbase

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  • Smeagol666@crazypeople.online ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Taking turns getting pineapple enemas with Ronald Reagan. Fuck the Gipper.

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  • Bonsoir@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would like to ask the same question.

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    she is in heaven obviously she was the best thing to have ever happened to the world

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    • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Careful, you dropped an /s

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      • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        but like, what even is the point of ragebaiting if you immediately back out of it

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t think you actually believe that.

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She was really good…to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
      If you weren’t one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented.

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    open.spotify.com/track/0pG6ecNtPMu2wGeXZIhd3F

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    • xav@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s also a famous one in French about miss Maggie : open.spotify.com/track/3mrD89s4Ua9IS3Aw5kxMU7

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  • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hell 0.5, we’re still in early access sorry for the inconvenience, jk fuck you.

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  • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is pretty convincing

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