This one’s gonna drown. I call it the Submariner.
I’ve been thinking of printing out labels that say ‘plastic masculinity facade’ for these cars (they’re everywhere in NZ)
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This one’s gonna drown. I call it the Submariner.
I’ve been thinking of printing out labels that say ‘plastic masculinity facade’ for these cars (they’re everywhere in NZ)
Do they have snorkles? Because I think that’s a REALLY questionable feature on a pickup truck.
What kind of a question is that?
of course they have fucking snorkels
I mean it’s not a car, it’s a light pickup truck.
I always wondered if a can of soda would fit into one of those.
Good God In Heaven!
Now this is the sort of thinking I really like to see on the internet.
Let’*s continue to explore ideas.
I hope none of those ideas include stealung my lugnuts. Let’s keep it reasonable folks.
It’s nice to see someone else posting an Ocean Smurf. Thought I dreamed them for a while!
I also dream of shitty derivative 80s cartoons
Hmm. Teensy bit more gut. Goofy grin. Snorkle. … Good enough.
Snorkels do more for getting the intake above dust and dirty air than improving fording depth. The low hanging electronics in the engine are the biggest concern. I can put a snorkel on my truck, the fording depth does not change.
Just need to get a truck without electronics in the engine bay then!
Maybe crank it by hand to start
If we’re building it custom, might as well go with the good ol’ shotgun shell ignition
Could be worse. Could have been an incel camino
Now, I know a very nice couple that own a Camino. She’s awesome, and he’s her gearhead rockstar.
But its a fukin weird lookin car, that’s fer sure.
OP was taking about a Cybertruck, the worst of all.
Anyone trying to drive a Tacoma in water that deep is “up shit creek without a paddle.” Quite literally.
The snokle isn’t for water. It’s for dust.
TIL.
They’re really better for dust and such.
UberKitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
it’s a snorkel. so what?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s a pigeon flag.
Kaboom@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Pigeon flag?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Oh ya, need a snorkel for the Starbucks drive thru.
boonhet@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Wrong side for that. How the truck gon drink if the snorkel is on the passenger side?
dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 weeks ago
I’m waiting till he puts it in the lake.
Hopefully with no innocent passengers this time.