well good for them…
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Friendly reminder
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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devilish666@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
MoonRaven@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
At least someone is having sex around here.
sunoc@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
hot
artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Oh I know about it, and I’m quite glad that they’re comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.
masterspace@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
No they’re not.
I totally do know about it.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 weeks ago
Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.
Cris_Color@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲
Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream
jodanlime@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
I did not consent
SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
There was someone they forgot to ask
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
we need an adult animated show about them
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, not all of those are less cute.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
So…your face or mine?
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I hate being reminded of this…Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.
ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
prude
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
TIHI
loomy@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
cool
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
New kink unlocked.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Jesus Christ, get a room
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mites gotta mate
Grimy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you aren’t a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.
Demonmariner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.
hoch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nice.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Long as they change the sheets every few years I’m good with it.
Doom@ttrpg.network 3 weeks ago
what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?
frezik@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thank you, I hate it.
a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
From now on I’m calling my girlfriend “my microscopic mite”
shath@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
i can’t sleep without it
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…