Friendly reminder

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• Demonmariner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

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• LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    we need an adult animated show about them

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean, not all of those are less cute.

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Long as they change the sheets every few years I’m good with it.

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  well good for them…
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• Doom@ttrpg.network ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.

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• MoonRaven@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  At least someone is having sex around here.

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• TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mites gotta mate

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• sunoc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  hot

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• artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh I know about it, and I’m quite glad that they’re comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.

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• masterspace@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No they’re not.

  I totally do know about it.

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thank you, I hate it.

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

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• Cris_Color@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲

  Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream

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• jodanlime@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I did not consent

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  • SoyViking@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There was someone they forgot to ask

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• Heavybell@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s fine, so long as I continue to not know it.

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• Tudsamfa@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So…your face or mine?

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
  Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

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• KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?

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• NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I hate being reminded of this…Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.

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  • ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    prude

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  New kink unlocked.

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• LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  TIHI

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• loomy@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  cool

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jesus Christ, get a room

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you aren’t a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.

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