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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    well good for them…
    Image

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  • MoonRaven@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At least someone is having sex around here.

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  • sunoc@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    hot

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  • artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh I know about it, and I’m quite glad that they’re comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.

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  • masterspace@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No they’re not.

    I totally do know about it.

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

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  • Cris_Color@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲

    Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream

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  • jodanlime@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I did not consent

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    • SoyViking@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There was someone they forgot to ask

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
    Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.

    eg. Image

    Image

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    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      we need an adult animated show about them

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    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean, not all of those are less cute.

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So…your face or mine?

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  • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?

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  • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hate being reminded of this…Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.

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    • ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      prude

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  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TIHI

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  • loomy@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cool

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    New kink unlocked.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jesus Christ, get a room

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  • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mites gotta mate

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you aren’t a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.

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  • Demonmariner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.

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  • hoch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice.

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Long as they change the sheets every few years I’m good with it.

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  • Doom@ttrpg.network ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank you, I hate it.

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  • a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    From now on I’m calling my girlfriend “my microscopic mite”

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  • shath@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i can’t sleep without it

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