Just turned to my husband to ask are there really men out there who think they can really fight a goddamn gorilla??? Is it a joke? Have they SEEN a gorilla??? A chimp gonna kick your ass and they’re smaller than an adult man wtf!
Anon is a fighter
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selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Id personally be more scared of the chimp. The gorilla is mostly a peaceful animal.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Anon is going to get hole pinches through him
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Did you miss the part where anon is gonna dodge the attacks. I swear no one can read in here
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
Google how much force do I have to give to the dome of a gorilla in punching to give him a debilitating concussion?
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 day ago
6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I’m 6’2” and weigh 255lbs. My “ideal” weight tops out at 220.
Muscle weighs more than fat.
OP is a twig, and would get broken like one in an instant. No way he’d even land one punch on a gorilla.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
Gorilla proceeds to pull his arms and legs off his body, and slap him a bit with his own arms before returning to breakfast.
idriss@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Humans aren’t physically violent enough to survive a much smaller creature (30-50kg), let alone fighting something just as violent but 10 times bigger.
I would really pay to watch that fight.
Thorry84@feddit.nl 1 day ago
You would pay to watch a man get ripped apart? No thanks, I’d rather not have that image on my mind for the rest of my life.
Even something smaller like a chimp can bite straight through a human and has enough strength to rip an arm straight off.
thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m commented this elsewhere as well, but the strength of chimps is commonly overblown. An average chimp is about 1.35-1.5x stronger than a human of the same mass. Male chimps weigh in at 40-70kg, which means that a large, strong chimp is about as strong as an average 105kg man.
The bites are terrifying though.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 day ago
Anon was a fighter.
Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I wanna be a gorilla field researcher. They’re cool. I saw a video where a wildlife photographer was following a gorilla too close, and you’re like, “that animal is fuck this guy up”, right? Nah. The gorilla punches him in the face and keeps walking.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Anon is dead
Zacryon@feddit.org 11 hours ago
It’s good to set realistic goals to motivate your workout.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Sure, like a baby gorilla that has just been born and has been removed from the mother.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Built different + got that dawg in em + wants it more
My money’s on anon
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 17 hours ago
My money’s on the winner of this fight. As in, I would pay to see this fight, provided the money went the winner. That gorilla’s gonna bling up its habitat yo
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Only insane thing Anon has is his delusion.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 13 hours ago
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/na0BLwsqwcA
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Anon is a cocky dumbass
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I could kick the shit out of a gorilla. Just give me a massive pile of rocks, sunscreen, 15 hours, and two Olympic swimming pools.
ICastFist@programming.dev 23 hours ago
What are the pools for?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
Swimming, usually. But for me? Also swimming. I enjoy swimming and gorillas do not.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
he wouldn’t even beat a boae
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
Is thisnJoe Rogan