Is thisnJoe Rogan
Anon is a fighter
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 month ago
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Gorilla proceeds to pull his arms and legs off his body, and slap him a bit with his own arms before returning to breakfast.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That would be how to do it. Humans have pretty good endurance as far as animals go. And gorrilas have pretty terrible punching technique and waste a lot of energy on those shitty downward over head swings that are pretty telegraphed.
My money will still be on the gorilla though unless you ad a few more people
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
They’re pretty telegraphed, but you don’t get iframes in real life. All the gorilla needs to do is sweep his arms and grab you and then he can just rip you apart.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The gorilla only needs to land one blow though, or even just bite your hand.
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Google how much force do I have to give to the dome of a gorilla in punching to give him a debilitating concussion?
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If I had a gun in each hand, a bandolier full of knives, and a satchel full of grenades, I might be able to take down a gorilla. But likely not before he kills me first.
Zron@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sounds like you need a bigger gun for each hand.
.500 Smith and Wesson in each hand aught to do it.
Just make sure you land the first shot center mass, cause by the third you’re gonna be shooting at planes.
You will no longer have wrists, of course, but that is a small price to pay for victory.
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have actually shot a .480 ruger. I think I’ll pass on the .500. The gorilla won’t need to do anything because I will have already offed myself trying to shoot those things one handed.
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Only insane thing Anon has is his delusion.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s gorilla gonna do? Bite him?
Almacca@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Prove it.
selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Just turned to my husband to ask are there really men out there who think they can really fight a goddamn gorilla??? Is it a joke? Have they SEEN a gorilla??? A chimp gonna kick your ass and they’re smaller than an adult man wtf!
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Id personally be more scared of the chimp. The gorilla is mostly a peaceful animal.
snitchMustDie@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
I’ve been trained in gorilla warfare
Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wanna be a gorilla field researcher. They’re cool. I saw a video where a wildlife photographer was following a gorilla too close, and you’re like, “that animal is fuck this guy up”, right? Nah. The gorilla punches him in the face and keeps walking.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Built different + got that dawg in em + wants it more
My money’s on anon
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
My money’s on the winner of this fight. As in, I would pay to see this fight, provided the money went the winner. That gorilla’s gonna bling up its habitat yo
Zacryon@feddit.org 1 month ago
It’s good to set realistic goals to motivate your workout.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Sure, like a baby gorilla that has just been born and has been removed from the mother.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anon is a cocky dumbass
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I could kick the shit out of a gorilla. Just give me a massive pile of rocks, sunscreen, 15 hours, and two Olympic swimming pools.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
What are the pools for?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Swimming, usually. But for me? Also swimming. I enjoy swimming and gorillas do not.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
he wouldn’t even beat a boae
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/na0BLwsqwcA
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anon is dead