Is thisnJoe Rogan
Anon is a fighter
Submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 months ago
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Gorilla proceeds to pull his arms and legs off his body, and slap him a bit with his own arms before returning to breakfast.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That would be how to do it. Humans have pretty good endurance as far as animals go. And gorrilas have pretty terrible punching technique and waste a lot of energy on those shitty downward over head swings that are pretty telegraphed.
My money will still be on the gorilla though unless you ad a few more people
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
They’re pretty telegraphed, but you don’t get iframes in real life. All the gorilla needs to do is sweep his arms and grab you and then he can just rip you apart.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
The gorilla only needs to land one blow though, or even just bite your hand.
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Google how much force do I have to give to the dome of a gorilla in punching to give him a debilitating concussion?
billwashere@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If I had a gun in each hand, a bandolier full of knives, and a satchel full of grenades, I might be able to take down a gorilla. But likely not before he kills me first.
Zron@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sounds like you need a bigger gun for each hand.
.500 Smith and Wesson in each hand aught to do it.
Just make sure you land the first shot center mass, cause by the third you’re gonna be shooting at planes.
You will no longer have wrists, of course, but that is a small price to pay for victory.
billwashere@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I have actually shot a .480 ruger. I think I’ll pass on the .500. The gorilla won’t need to do anything because I will have already offed myself trying to shoot those things one handed.
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Only insane thing Anon has is his delusion.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What’s gorilla gonna do? Bite him?
Almacca@aussie.zone 3 months ago
Prove it.
selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Just turned to my husband to ask are there really men out there who think they can really fight a goddamn gorilla??? Is it a joke? Have they SEEN a gorilla??? A chimp gonna kick your ass and they’re smaller than an adult man wtf!
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Id personally be more scared of the chimp. The gorilla is mostly a peaceful animal.
snitchMustDie@lemmy.cafe 3 months ago
I’ve been trained in gorilla warfare
Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I wanna be a gorilla field researcher. They’re cool. I saw a video where a wildlife photographer was following a gorilla too close, and you’re like, “that animal is fuck this guy up”, right? Nah. The gorilla punches him in the face and keeps walking.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Built different + got that dawg in em + wants it more
My money’s on anon
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
My money’s on the winner of this fight. As in, I would pay to see this fight, provided the money went the winner. That gorilla’s gonna bling up its habitat yo
Zacryon@feddit.org 3 months ago
It’s good to set realistic goals to motivate your workout.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Sure, like a baby gorilla that has just been born and has been removed from the mother.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Anon is a cocky dumbass
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I could kick the shit out of a gorilla. Just give me a massive pile of rocks, sunscreen, 15 hours, and two Olympic swimming pools.
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 months ago
What are the pools for?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Swimming, usually. But for me? Also swimming. I enjoy swimming and gorillas do not.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
he wouldn’t even beat a boae
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/na0BLwsqwcA
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Anon is dead