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but what happened to logsday?
Submitted 10 months ago by LostXOR@fedia.io to [deleted]
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AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 10 months ago
leadore@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not a weekday, it was a mid-week break day off.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
it was the day we worshipped the log
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why are you pretending there is no day between Tuesday and Wednesday? The German Wednesday, “Mittwoch,” clearly implies an odd number of days in a week, which is how they’ve been getting away with the seven-day lie, but clearly there can’t be an even number of days in the week.
Matombo@feddit.org 10 months ago
fun fact: in germany all calanders are starting the week on monday, so mittwoch is very clearly not the middle of the week but donnerstag/thursday is.
boonhet@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It is the middle of the week if you consider the week to me the workweek, from Montag to Freitag.
SgtSkully@feddit.org 10 months ago
It is if you start the week on Sunday, which is the first day of the week by christian standards.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
*colanders
The week is Montag-Freitag, mit Mittwoch im mittel. The weekend is at the end of the week.
Redfox8@mander.xyz 10 months ago
I still remember Domesday, it only happened the once before ‘they’ covered it up. I’ll never forget it, so many questions.
Trex202@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There’s been a couple Doomsdays…
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I know you guys are kidding but I fucking tell you, 5 years from now there will be a group in the Whitehouse ordering the investigation into this conspiracy in order to bring the weeks back to 8 days, as it always has been, and then we’ll all have to deal with the fallout of this shit
Humanity isn’t ready for your humor
Soup@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And that 8th day will absolutely be a working day for reasons.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We used to have eight days in a week. Eight. The number of magic. But eight is not a controllable number and they cut it down to seven, a prime. These bastards take all of the joy and wonder in the world and reduce it into factors of primes. They’re quantizing an infinite world down into finite information and we’re all stuck in the wake of it.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
The government has even erased Logsday from my memory! Will they stop at nothing?!
Grass@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
when they killed harambe we switched worldlines but some bits and pieces got left behind. I don’t remember logsday but I think about berenstain vs bernstein all the time. I suppose this is also the choice of Bernstein’s Gate
Matombo@feddit.org 10 months ago
Killing Harambe was the change they needed to make after activating SCP-2000 the last time to prevent the keter event repeating itself.
He died for the sake of humanity in some way.
leadore@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This explains why September, October, November and December no longer correspond to the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. When they took out logsday, everything shifted.
Samsy@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
No it’s because Emperor Julius and Augustus want their own months in summer.
leadore@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You don’t seem to be getting the point of this thread.
gon@lemm.ee 10 months ago
This is so funny I can«tt furekming breaatheeee
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Most people have never even heard of “Project Humpday”
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 10 months ago
What the hell are y’all talking about
poplargrove@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Here come the gaslighters 🤦♂️
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Yeah horrible innit
Allero@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Hey, FBI!
For those who don’t know, Logsday is the fourth day of the week, right between Wednesday and Thursday. They took it from us in January 2003, and did everything so we would forget it existed in the first place. God knows what Machiavellian things they made it for.
gex@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It was eliminated to cover up the existence of Logus, a planet located between Mercury and Venus
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was born on a logsday so there defiantly hiding somethjng
wabafee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If I remember correctly Logsday was created to celebrate the birth of Emperor Logustus.
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
moved to maths
Log()
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In ancient times the pope conducted a chronomic ritual to fabricate 300 years of human history. That time was born of void and placed a great strain upon our reality. It was catastrophic! The new order had no choice but to expunge logsday in order to bring balance to the time stream. But then we have stubborn minds like yours dragging like nails through the repaired tapestry. Shame on you!
Val@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The Beatles destroyed it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkR81t3lp-M
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The Beatles even wrote a song about there being 8 days in the week!
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Now they look like fools!
nonagonOrc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You broke Ringo again!