but what happened to logsday?

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• ajmaxwell@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Beatles even wrote a song about there being 8 days in the week!

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Now they look like fools!

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  • nonagonOrc@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You broke Ringo again!

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• AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As if they’d get rid of a weekday

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  • leadore@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not a weekday, it was a mid-week break day off.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      it was the day we worshipped the log

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I know you guys are kidding but I fucking tell you, 5 years from now there will be a group in the Whitehouse ordering the investigation into this conspiracy in order to bring the weeks back to 8 days, as it always has been, and then we’ll all have to deal with the fallout of this shit

  Humanity isn’t ready for your humor

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  • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And that 8th day will absolutely be a working day for reasons.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why are you pretending there is no day between Tuesday and Wednesday? The German Wednesday, “Mittwoch,” clearly implies an odd number of days in a week, which is how they’ve been getting away with the seven-day lie, but clearly there can’t be an even number of days in the week.

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  • Matombo@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    fun fact: in germany all calanders are starting the week on monday, so mittwoch is very clearly not the middle of the week but donnerstag/thursday is.

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It is the middle of the week if you consider the week to me the workweek, from Montag to Freitag.

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    • SgtSkully@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It is if you start the week on Sunday, which is the first day of the week by christian standards.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      *colanders

      The week is Montag-Freitag, mit Mittwoch im mittel. The weekend is at the end of the week.

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We used to have eight days in a week. Eight. The number of magic. But eight is not a controllable number and they cut it down to seven, a prime. These bastards take all of the joy and wonder in the world and reduce it into factors of primes. They’re quantizing an infinite world down into finite information and we’re all stuck in the wake of it.

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• Redfox8@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I still remember Domesday, it only happened the once before ‘they’ covered it up. I’ll never forget it, so many questions.

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  • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There’s been a couple Doomsdays…

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The government has even erased Logsday from my memory! Will they stop at nothing?!

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  when they killed harambe we switched worldlines but some bits and pieces got left behind. I don’t remember logsday but I think about berenstain vs bernstein all the time. I suppose this is also the choice of Bernstein’s Gate

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  • Matombo@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Killing Harambe was the change they needed to make after activating SCP-2000 the last time to prevent the keter event repeating itself.

    He died for the sake of humanity in some way.

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• gex@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It was eliminated to cover up the existence of Logus, a planet located between Mercury and Venus

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• leadore@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This explains why September, October, November and December no longer correspond to the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. When they took out logsday, everything shifted.

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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No it’s because Emperor Julius and Augustus want their own months in summer.

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    • leadore@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You don’t seem to be getting the point of this thread.

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I was born on a logsday so there defiantly hiding somethjng

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• Condiment2085@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What the hell are y’all talking about

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  • poplargrove@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Here come the gaslighters 🤦‍♂️

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    • Condiment2085@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah horrible innit

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hey, FBI!

    For those who don’t know, Logsday is the fourth day of the week, right between Wednesday and Thursday. They took it from us in January 2003, and did everything so we would forget it existed in the first place. God knows what Machiavellian things they made it for.

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If I remember correctly Logsday was created to celebrate the birth of Emperor Logustus.

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• UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  moved to maths

  Log()

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• gon@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is so funny I can«tt furekming breaatheeee

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Most people have never even heard of “Project Humpday”

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In ancient times the pope conducted a chronomic ritual to fabricate 300 years of human history. That time was born of void and placed a great strain upon our reality. It was catastrophic! The new order had no choice but to expunge logsday in order to bring balance to the time stream. But then we have stubborn minds like yours dragging like nails through the repaired tapestry. Shame on you!

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• Val@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Beatles destroyed it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkR81t3lp-M

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