Anon watches some reruns

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• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sleep deprivation. It’s borderline narcolepsy when you’ve deprived your body of meaningful sleep for so long that it skips all the bullshit and goes straight to REM sleep.

  Used to happen to me a lot on the bus home after work. I’d just slip into a dream, scare myself awake thinking I missed my stop, and realize I was only half a mile down the road.

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  • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But now imagine there was a way to trigger this on purpose and remain lucid.

    Time dilution is absolutely real. Allowing us to experience more “life” per time but Its the controlling part that’s tricky.

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    • Joejoebinkz1@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve read that keeping a dream journal helps. Basically, you’re training whatever part of your consciousness is still active in dream land to notice that it’s important.

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    • brachypelmasmithi@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve always wondered - do we know what is actually the cause of this?

      I’ve had this happen before in similar circumstances as the post but way less severe, and I always figured it was because the brain’s “processing speed” increased, allowing it to process a bigger quantity of information per unit of time, but I don’t think that would make sense given that entering this state usually needs you to be hella tired?

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  • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Idk that happens to me every time I try to sleep in public.

    Actually basically any sort sleep.

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• OuterRem@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn, he accidentally ended up having an episode instead of watching an episode.

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The worst part is, he didn’t even miss any of the show!

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• ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nobody told you life was gonna be this way

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  • sinceasdf@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    👏👏👏👏

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    • Onionguy@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Your life’s a greentext, you’re Anon, your sleep paralysis is keeping you awaaake

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    • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s five claps

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.

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    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve seen the show.

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• _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  OP visited the “Friends zone”

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  • _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      On mobile, the negative space between the elbow and body looks like him puking all over a table.

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• invertedspear@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No one going to call out that anon has sleep apnea? Dude just dozed off and stopped breathing and his brain wrote a quick narrative to explain it. People talking like anon went to another plain, but this is just some shit your brain does when your body is so dumb it forgets to breath when you fall asleep and your brain is desperate to wake your ass up so it can get its oxygen fix.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Plus, statements like “felt like hours” can mean many different things. Anon says it felt like hours, yet doesn’t describe very many things happening. The sort of amnesia-like feeling of waking up from a dream when your brain has flushed your short term memory down the drain and has to rebuild context for what happened can be described as “feeling like hours passed” when not much time passed. Anon’s dream doesn’t have many details because, like all dreams, it wasn’t terribly long. It felt like a long time, because like all sleep, there is a very distinct gap in your perception of time about what happened.

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  • metaldream@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yep this started happening to me a year ago and I was finally diagnosed with sleep apnea a couple months ago. I’d wake up screaming and gasping for air. Scary as fuck.

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• tryagain@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So noone told you death was gonna be this way

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Echoey clapping from the stairwell

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Try finger, but hole.

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  • KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why is it always shitpost…

    I binged too much Elden Ring last year and got stuck thinking in this message format.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sounds like your supply of Friends may have been contaminated with Twin Peaks

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• DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sleep paralysis. Worst shit ever.

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nah, sleep paralysis keeps you fully aware of your lack of motion, anon was walking in the dream

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    • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yuh-huh. I suffer from it occasionally and experience this right down to the “flailing” trying to wake up. Absolute torture.

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• KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This happens periodically if I take Benadryl before bed.

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  • bizzle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you want some crazy fucked up nightmares, fall asleep with a nicotine patch on

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  • Amir@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is that even still used for medical purposes? I thought it was more of a meme product at this point

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    • KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It works for allergies, it’s a general purpose antihistamine

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He went to the backrooms. He must have found the exit, but will never remember.

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• Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well that’s just ketamine.

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