Damn, he accidentally ended up having an episode instead of watching an episode.
Anon watches some reruns
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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OuterRem@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The worst part is, he didn’t even miss any of the show!
ch00f@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Nobody told you life was gonna be this way
sinceasdf@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
👏👏👏👏
Onionguy@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Your life’s a greentext, you’re Anon, your sleep paralysis is keeping you awaaake
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.
invertedspear@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
No one going to call out that anon has sleep apnea? Dude just dozed off and stopped breathing and his brain wrote a quick narrative to explain it. People talking like anon went to another plain, but this is just some shit your brain does when your body is so dumb it forgets to breath when you fall asleep and your brain is desperate to wake your ass up so it can get its oxygen fix.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Plus, statements like “felt like hours” can mean many different things. Anon says it felt like hours, yet doesn’t describe very many things happening. The sort of amnesia-like feeling of waking up from a dream when your brain has flushed your short term memory down the drain and has to rebuild context for what happened can be described as “feeling like hours passed” when not much time passed. Anon’s dream doesn’t have many details because, like all dreams, it wasn’t terribly long. It felt like a long time, because like all sleep, there is a very distinct gap in your perception of time about what happened.
metaldream@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Yep this started happening to me a year ago and I was finally diagnosed with sleep apnea a couple months ago. I’d wake up screaming and gasping for air. Scary as fuck.
_lilith@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
OP visited the “Friends zone”
_lilith@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
On mobile, the negative space between the elbow and body looks like him puking all over a table.
tryagain@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
So noone told you death was gonna be this way
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Echoey clapping from the stairwell
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Try finger, but hole.
KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Why is it always shitpost…
I binged too much Elden Ring last year and got stuck thinking in this message format.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 weeks ago
Sounds like your supply of Friends may have been contaminated with Twin Peaks
DrBob@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Sleep paralysis. Worst shit ever.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Nah, sleep paralysis keeps you fully aware of your lack of motion, anon was walking in the dream
DrBob@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Yuh-huh. I suffer from it occasionally and experience this right down to the “flailing” trying to wake up. Absolute torture.
KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
This happens periodically if I take Benadryl before bed.
bizzle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If you want some crazy fucked up nightmares, fall asleep with a nicotine patch on
Amir@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Is that even still used for medical purposes? I thought it was more of a meme product at this point
lka1988@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Is that even still used for medical purposes?
Uh, yeah… Very much so. Pretty much every family has a bottle of it hanging around somewhere.
KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
It works for allergies, it’s a general purpose antihistamine
Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Well that’s just ketamine.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
He went to the backrooms. He must have found the exit, but will never remember.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sleep deprivation. It’s borderline narcolepsy when you’ve deprived your body of meaningful sleep for so long that it skips all the bullshit and goes straight to REM sleep.
Used to happen to me a lot on the bus home after work. I’d just slip into a dream, scare myself awake thinking I missed my stop, and realize I was only half a mile down the road.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
But now imagine there was a way to trigger this on purpose and remain lucid.
Time dilution is absolutely real. Allowing us to experience more “life” per time but Its the controlling part that’s tricky.
Joejoebinkz1@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’ve read that keeping a dream journal helps. Basically, you’re training whatever part of your consciousness is still active in dream land to notice that it’s important.
brachypelmasmithi@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I’ve always wondered - do we know what is actually the cause of this?
I’ve had this happen before in similar circumstances as the post but way less severe, and I always figured it was because the brain’s “processing speed” increased, allowing it to process a bigger quantity of information per unit of time, but I don’t think that would make sense given that entering this state usually needs you to be hella tired?
morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Idk that happens to me every time I try to sleep in public.
Actually basically any sort sleep.