I’m NOT cleaning the inevitable mess when shit gets stuck to that, and gets deposited back all over their rear end (and everywhere they go) as this “fashion accessory” bounces around.
Twinkle Tush
Submitted 3 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 months ago
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I have…questions…
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Cats have a butthole and it is often visible. People have a problem with seeing their cats’ turd cutters and cats do not like to wear pants, made less likely by the largely cottage cat pants industry making feline fashion out of the reach of most. The solution is to bedazzle your cats’ balloon knot with a jeweled medallion that hangs from their tail so you don’t have to see their chocolate starfish.
How much your cats may appreciate something perpetually grazing their leather cheerio depends on the cat.
Rosebud, rusty sheriff’s badge, fart box, smelly frekle, crinkled star, cinnamon ring.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Looks like someone’s been reading the Thesaurarse / Thesaurass.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Keep going this is a decent start to a standup routine
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I like the idea of a cat owner laying in bed, wide awake, trying to figure out how to cover their cats butthole.
tektite@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Shou@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Can’t fault the guy…
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
And then the cat takes a shit and congrats, Mr. Fluffypaws’ butt is now grosser than ever.
JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There’s no way this is effective. I’ve owned cats for just about all my 48 years, and if a cat wants to show you it’s asshole, which it does, you are seeing that asshole. Likely from about 12” away.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
your cats must not like you very much if you’re getting a foot of room between the cat’s brown eye and your eyes
JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’ll have you know that I’m legally blind and need glasses one foot thick. How dare you?
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Community relevance chexks out.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Will function properly for 0,5 seconds.
socsa@piefed.social 3 months ago
Don't forget explaining that it is necessary to help individuals who come into your home control any unnatural urges which may be triggered by the sight of your cat's very sexy butthole.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
if it bothers you to look at assholes, getting a cat is a bad idea.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Mirrors, too, for that matter.
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 months ago
Or a sex partner