New side hustle just dropped

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Soon:

  MrBeast FOOD HACKS: Buy a live chicken… infinite eggs! We can beat grocery stores! We just invented farming!

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  • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m glad that I missed most of the streamer nonsense.

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    * for the first 1/3rd of the chickens life

    self-hoted H5N5!

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depending on how attached people get it can easily be their entire life…

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ohhhhhh I thought that it was about someone starting to lay eggs and selling them for cash… Yea, I should go to sleep.

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m gonna share this image with no context and refuse to elavorate.

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• mesamunefire@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No joke my neighbor has chickens. This is how I feel haha

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same. I wonder if she’s guarding her chickens? Those breakfast restaurants might get real desperate.

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    • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m assuming egg products at restaurants have enough profit to not need to raise the price of those.

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• partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can’t afford 3 at a time. Do you sell Loosies?

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• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You breaking those baggies down? Can you front me a single? I just gotta get through tonight. bro I get paid friday don’t worry about it. Let me just get one and I’ll pick up the rest then. Come on bro.

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• midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bullshit, that’s some shwag. Hit me up, I got that cage free.

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  • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cage free? Next you’re gonna tell us you got Organic. Who do you think you are Pablo Escobar?

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thought they were packages of coke for a second until I remembered that eggs are white in America. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a white egg shell in person.

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  • Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where are you from, is this a joke or something? We have white eggs in Europe and Asia

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    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      UK. Maybe they exist here but I’ve never seen one.

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I am from europe and have never seen an egg this white. Even the lightest ones have at least a slight brown tinge.

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    • Vytle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe bros in Australia or sumn

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think it’s about 1 of 3 is white for the hens here.

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• Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll suck your dick maaaan, for an omelette.

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• jared@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Capitalization breeds innovation

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  • iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fixed that for you:

    Capitalization Breeds Innovation

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t know why you people are even paying for eggs in the first place. All I have to do is find a lady squid.

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🥚

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