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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Trouble is, they would love that.

    Gulf of Magastan.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imagine a century from now as your great-grandchildren are trying to explain the etymology of “The United Canadio-Pacific People’s Magastani Republic” to a refugee from “X, The Everything Florida”.

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      • azertyfun@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Don’t worry.

        It won’t take a century for Florida to sink.

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    • Deello@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *Golf of Magastan

      They did away with the Dept of Education

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      • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Trump naming it after the “Great American sport of golfing.”

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The country built on native American burial grounds andfounded by slave owning 1%ers who didn’t pay taxes is a bad place? No wayyyyyyyyyy.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the golf of Magastan?

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ni en joda

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      • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Joda? Ni en joda? Pero quien the mocho Los huevos y the mado a españa a cojerte por el coño? Lol. Nadie dice joda en Mexico! No cuando yo vivia ayi. No, en Mexico we dice “que LA chingada”, “que cabrones”, " guey", “pendejo”, " a LA verga", “pinche” y todas las combinaciones. Por ejemplo…"no! Ese buey hijo de toda su pinche reputusima bomba perra chingada verga madre no puede renombrar el puto oceano…osea no? Asi…okay Ora tu. Andale.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can the blue states merge with Canada?

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    • inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a Vermonter I believe Quebec should adopt us

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      • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Please, yes. The blue states basically do welfare for the red states anyway.

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  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Between Ivankada and Erico.

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  • AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How the absolute fuck are we here again? Oh yeah, too many stupid fuckers with the ability to vote…and rich assholes bankrolling all of it.

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s the rich assholes, mostly. Money talks, especially in an openly corrupt country like the current United States.

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      • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_law_of_oligarchy

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  • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *Muskistan

    ftfy

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  • itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, it’s not so far from the truth. Based on many metrics, it is a Third World country

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    • m4m4m4m4@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am from a third world country and find this offensive.

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      • moonburster@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I wouldn’t like being compared to that shit hole either

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      • itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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    • Belgdore@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Third World is a defunct term. The current nomenclature is “underdeveloped.”

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      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is like renaming the Gulf of Mexico; The US starts qualifying as a Third World Country so now they want to change the term.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      can’t be, the only metric that defined a third-world country was that it was not allied with the us or the ussr

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Trump: “this is my daughter…”

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Slowly being influenced by an extremist religious ideological group with violent tendencies …

    The Alabamadan

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      AlanamaKlan

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Republicanistan, run by the talibangelicals and y’all qaeda. Magastan works, too.

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not all of it.

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    • BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But progressively more over the last decade…

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      • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Regrettably so.

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      California recently voted to keep prison slavery legal.

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      • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        For prisoners, yes. If that’s all it takes to be Magastan, then the US has always been Magastan.

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    • wieson@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.

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      • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        These MAGAts are crazy!

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I fucking hate America, but this Magastan, tell me more!

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  • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol no.

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