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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨countrypunk@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If the constipation is severe there shouldn’t be anything on the chart. Just a blank space.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This chart is incomplete. Where’s the bricks? Where’s the fire?

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    • countrypunk@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s shit bricks and shit fire, can’t you see?

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m actually trained in this. I went to school and this was a topic and then I passed a test and got a license. My name is registered on a state database and I put letters behind my signature. I’m an expert on shit.

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Certified shitposter!

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What does it mean if you poop a pile of perfectly spherical pellets?

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    • Moose@moose.best ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re a rabbit.

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      • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What does it mean if you poop a pyramid of perfectly square cubes?

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      • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ok, what does THAT mean??

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      • Guitarfun@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or a giraffe: www.pond5.com/…/124890811-giraffe-pooping-4k

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  • countrypunk@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who hasn’t shit for a year

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have shit twice this year.

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      • psud@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I drank a lot over the course of last year to this year, so five times for me. Normally it’s like twice a week

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      • countrypunk@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        First shit of the year was a type 3

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  • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m embarassed about how often I think about this chart.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is there such a chart for all the major cities ?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    7

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    • countrypunk@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      😮

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just the way I’m built

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  • callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if your type 4 is like 2-3 feet long?

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    • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You should look into an onlyfans career

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      • callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ll get right on it. Named SteamyLogs.

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  • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do 6 way more often than I probably should.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TIL about Snake poop

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  • Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First was 6 after eating some Mexican food. Then it was 3 later. So I guess we are all good.

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t think I’ve ever been Type 1 thankfully but have done all the rest

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