“I hate this debate” like it comes up all the time for them.
i hate hate hate stuart little
Submitted 2 weeks ago by pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Every damn Thursday! Mike just won’t let it rest!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s him and Stewart Little, always arguing
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Yeah the apparent exasperation is the best part.
I wonder how Fievel fits into this whole thing…
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Fievel would whoop Stuart’s ass, no question. Remy would still slaughter Fievel though. Rat vs mouse is no contest. Unless Fievel can call in his cat buddy, Tiger, as backup. But Tiger’s a bit of a lil bitch himself, so my money is still on Remy.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okay, fuck this slander. Stuart’s a little bitch, but he’s a clever little bitch. That mf can fly a plane, drive a car, and man a sailboat. If he just met Remy in a dark alley, Remy would probably win, but with planning on his side (especially coordinating with the humans to get him what he needs), I’m betting on Stuart. Stuart defeated a fucking falcon who was trying to kill him. Not just defeated: straight-up murdered him. Also, Stuart is an actual accepted member of society with citizenship etc. and can actually speak, whereas Remy needs to rely on other means to communicate, and like three people understand he’s sapient and human-like. If this isn’t a fair fight, he could easily have the humans do his dirty work for him because to them, Remy is just a vermin. He could even just sic Snowbell on him. It took the entire colony of rats to take down – by surprise – one scrawny health inspector, so don’t give me that “Remy has backup too”.
TL;DR: Remy wins if it’s by surprise. Stewart probably wins with prep time if it’s one-on-one. Stewart destroys Remy if they can call for backup.
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Remy literally has a flesh mech and army of rats working for him by the end of the movie. Wtf are you smoking, lol?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He’s got Linguini, a scrawny little 20s-something waiter. Stuart has a 15-year-old Jonathan Lipnicki who could definitely 1-v-1 Linguini plus two late-30s parents (even if Remy pilots him and even if the chef’s hat is off for max visibility, since 1) the family will know how this works and can try to get Remy out of the hair, and 2) there’ll be at least some latency in controlling him since it takes time to move the hair). So unless Remy is actively trying to kill Stuart, using a kitchen knife against his family with Linguini, he’s not going to get the upper hand. Remy has his family? Okay, have Snowbell get like a dozen cat friends and tell them it’s all you can eat.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Remy can control a human being, he’s gonna fuck that lil bitch up!
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Huh, I always saw it the otherway-round. Linguini had had motor reactions to hair follicle stimuli. Movie has a darker perspective if Remy can hijack any person with hair.
Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
But what if Stuart had been adopted by Soviet Russians?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I’d love to see this as an alternate history Stuart Little film lol…
hannesh93@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I always love to imagine the other orphans reaction when the family shows up and picks a rat over them
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Also Remy pilots a human mecha.
rustydomino@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Holy shit imagine if Remy was also a rat New Type!
funkajunk@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Whenever I see Stuart Little, I am reminded that canonically he’s not actually a mouse, but rather a small human boy.
DesolateMood@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
This will never not be insane to me
Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a rat vs a mouse…rat hands down.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Martin the Warrior would kick their asses so hard the Mossflower monks would weep.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wot wot!
pixelscript@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
To hell with this obviously one-sided blowout match with Remy, I wanna see Stuart in his car race Ralph on his motorcycle.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I want to hate Stuart Little, but god damn was E.B. White a good writer. Even The Elements of Style is a great read just as a book in my opinion.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
This person is absolutely spot on, but there’s something so hilarious to me about how exasperated they seem with this debate, like they’re tired of having to constantly repeat themselves about that little bitch Stuart Little
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
i hate him so much
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Honestly, even looking at him in the original picture is pissing me off. What a smug little piece of shit.
mctoasterson@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
My money is on Fievel. After he went West, of course.
frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
He was scarred for life after watching how the west was won and then lost his right leg in the civil war.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Me. I’d win.
Emerald@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I found this one crazy schizophrenic-sounding blog and this person hated Stuart Little so much. I wonder if this is why.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 weeks ago
Maybe they were a kid on the adoption agency that got passed on by the family who adopted Stuart Little. Imagine someone preferring to adopt a literal mouse over you,a human kid.
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Iirc in the original kids book, he’s just a fucked up human kid who’s 3 inches tall and covered in fur
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Happens all the time. I chose a snake over a child just a few months ago.
underwire212@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Well don’t hoard all the schizophrenic-sounding blogs just for yourself……
Emerald@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s pretty crazy and kind of disturbing, even though it’s just text.
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
please do share
Emerald@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Warning: it’s batshit insane and kinda disturbing.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Riff Raff? Street rat?
I don’t buy that.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The mouse on the motorcycle would win, duh.
obscur_e@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
So true
sirico@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Neither is a match for Dangermouse
ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah and fuck Johnathan Lipnicky.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 weeks ago
Why so much hate towards Stuart? Did I miss something?
CityPop@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Stuart is a mouse. A mouse is like 1/3rd the size of a rat, he would be slaughtered.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is the correct answer. Remy would skewer him from ass to mouth and then roast him on a spit (after seasoning him, of course). I’m sure he’d be delicious.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In the book Stuart is a Mouse sized human.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But is he gangster
underwire212@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Oh god