“I hate this debate” like it comes up all the time for them.
i hate hate hate stuart little
Submitted 5 months ago by pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 5 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Every damn Thursday! Mike just won’t let it rest!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s him and Stewart Little, always arguing
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Yeah the apparent exasperation is the best part.
I wonder how Fievel fits into this whole thing…
jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Fievel would whoop Stuart’s ass, no question. Remy would still slaughter Fievel though. Rat vs mouse is no contest. Unless Fievel can call in his cat buddy, Tiger, as backup. But Tiger’s a bit of a lil bitch himself, so my money is still on Remy.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Okay, fuck this slander. Stuart’s a little bitch, but he’s a clever little bitch. That mf can fly a plane, drive a car, and man a sailboat. If he just met Remy in a dark alley, Remy would probably win, but with planning on his side (especially coordinating with the humans to get him what he needs), I’m betting on Stuart. Stuart defeated a fucking falcon who was trying to kill him. Not just defeated: straight-up murdered him. Also, Stuart is an actual accepted member of society with citizenship etc. and can actually speak, whereas Remy needs to rely on other means to communicate, and like three people understand he’s sapient and human-like. If this isn’t a fair fight, he could easily have the humans do his dirty work for him because to them, Remy is just a vermin. He could even just sic Snowbell on him. It took the entire colony of rats to take down – by surprise – one scrawny health inspector, so don’t give me that “Remy has backup too”.
TL;DR: Remy wins if it’s by surprise. Stewart probably wins with prep time if it’s one-on-one. Stewart destroys Remy if they can call for backup.
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 5 months ago
Remy literally has a flesh mech and army of rats working for him by the end of the movie. Wtf are you smoking, lol?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He’s got Linguini, a scrawny little 20s-something waiter. Stuart has a 15-year-old Jonathan Lipnicki who could definitely 1-v-1 Linguini plus two late-30s parents (even if Remy pilots him and even if the chef’s hat is off for max visibility, since 1) the family will know how this works and can try to get Remy out of the hair, and 2) there’ll be at least some latency in controlling him since it takes time to move the hair). So unless Remy is actively trying to kill Stuart, using a kitchen knife against his family with Linguini, he’s not going to get the upper hand. Remy has his family? Okay, have Snowbell get like a dozen cat friends and tell them it’s all you can eat.
dumbass@leminal.space 5 months ago
Remy can control a human being, he’s gonna fuck that lil bitch up!
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Huh, I always saw it the otherway-round. Linguini had had motor reactions to hair follicle stimuli. Movie has a darker perspective if Remy can hijack any person with hair.
Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 months ago
But what if Stuart had been adopted by Soviet Russians?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I’d love to see this as an alternate history Stuart Little film lol…
hannesh93@feddit.org 5 months ago
I always love to imagine the other orphans reaction when the family shows up and picks a rat over them
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Also Remy pilots a human mecha.
rustydomino@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Holy shit imagine if Remy was also a rat New Type!
funkajunk@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Whenever I see Stuart Little, I am reminded that canonically he’s not actually a mouse, but rather a small human boy.
DesolateMood@lemm.ee 5 months ago
This will never not be insane to me
Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s a rat vs a mouse…rat hands down.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Martin the Warrior would kick their asses so hard the Mossflower monks would weep.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wot wot!
pixelscript@lemm.ee 5 months ago
To hell with this obviously one-sided blowout match with Remy, I wanna see Stuart in his car race Ralph on his motorcycle.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I want to hate Stuart Little, but god damn was E.B. White a good writer. Even The Elements of Style is a great read just as a book in my opinion.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
This person is absolutely spot on, but there’s something so hilarious to me about how exasperated they seem with this debate, like they’re tired of having to constantly repeat themselves about that little bitch Stuart Little
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
i hate him so much
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Honestly, even looking at him in the original picture is pissing me off. What a smug little piece of shit.
mctoasterson@reddthat.com 5 months ago
My money is on Fievel. After he went West, of course.
frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 5 months ago
He was scarred for life after watching how the west was won and then lost his right leg in the civil war.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Me. I’d win.
Emerald@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I found this one crazy schizophrenic-sounding blog and this person hated Stuart Little so much. I wonder if this is why.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 months ago
Maybe they were a kid on the adoption agency that got passed on by the family who adopted Stuart Little. Imagine someone preferring to adopt a literal mouse over you,a human kid.
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Iirc in the original kids book, he’s just a fucked up human kid who’s 3 inches tall and covered in fur
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Happens all the time. I chose a snake over a child just a few months ago.
underwire212@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Well don’t hoard all the schizophrenic-sounding blogs just for yourself……
Emerald@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s pretty crazy and kind of disturbing, even though it’s just text.
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
please do share
Emerald@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Warning: it’s batshit insane and kinda disturbing.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Riff Raff? Street rat?
I don’t buy that.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
The mouse on the motorcycle would win, duh.
obscur_e@lemm.ee 5 months ago
So true
sirico@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Neither is a match for Dangermouse
ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah and fuck Johnathan Lipnicky.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 5 months ago
Why so much hate towards Stuart? Did I miss something?
CityPop@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Stuart is a mouse. A mouse is like 1/3rd the size of a rat, he would be slaughtered.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is the correct answer. Remy would skewer him from ass to mouth and then roast him on a spit (after seasoning him, of course). I’m sure he’d be delicious.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 5 months ago
In the book Stuart is a Mouse sized human.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 months ago
But is he gangster
underwire212@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Oh god