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I just saw this in a supermarket and I am now very upset and angry at whoever thought of such a thing and you need to feel my pain.

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want a whole adult themed lunchable with vodka in the caprisun, THC in the food, and a cigarette for desert.

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    • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can crunch’s oops all cocaine crunch!

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  • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tried it. Tastes like sunny D with alcohol in it. Wasn’t bad if that is all you wanted.

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That sounds like an automatic hangover.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It is bad if that’s is all you want.

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      • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It doesn’t taste like that. Notice the zero sugar. It has the distinct taste of artificial sweetner ruining an otherwise awesome concept.

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      • HeyLow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As someone who can’t taste the flavor in most seltzers, I can actually taste the Sunny D in this one. That being said it was just okay, after I finish this box I’ll just mix my own 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    • WhyFlip@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Seriously!? 🤯

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  • Daviedavo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol - so, flavored vapes are “targeted at children” even though smoking/vaping has always been illegal for minors. BUT putting alcohol in a classic children’s drink isn’t marketing to children… BTW, I’m not against vaping or this drink, just find it funny that lawmakers seem to think that flavored products are intended for children and adults can’t possibly like them. Real adults just drink straight vodka or smoke filterless cigarettes apparently.

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    • WhyFlip@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hardly anyone under 21 knows what the fuck Sunny D is.

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      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah this is a nostalgia grab, not a child grab.

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The public hasn’t caught onto the alcohol lobby yet.

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  • ashitaka@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good thing you didn’t see the hard Mtn Dew…

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The hard mountain dews are pretty decent, but the hard monster seltzers are where it’s at.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I consider that a lot less evil. I don’t like Mountain Dew, but I understand the concept of liking Mountain Dew. Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. It’s like drinking a liquid pixie stick.

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      • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hard Mountain Dew is fucking disgusting. I like regular Mountain Dew, but the alcoholic ones are horrendous. I’m guessing it’s because the alcoholic ones use Diet Mountain Dew which is the worst diet soft dunno on the planet. Dunno why they don’t have a sugar option.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Screwed Driver.

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  • TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The most important question now is: How many packs did you buy?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      -1 million.

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      • TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I just looked up the price for a 4 pack online, one place listing them at $9.48. Now, did they at least have a very customer friendly refund policy at the store and paid you $9480000.00 back?

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  • smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I remember a long time ago Starbucks put out some Baileys/Kaluha style liqueurs and a bunch of people went to the media losing their shit like THEY’RE MAKING BOOZE APPEALING TO CHILDREN MAKE IT STOP.

    Twas a quaint time.

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  • Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eh, I’d try it

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  • bighatchester@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s supposed to be Sunny D and rum

    youtu.be/WnowCNrE4rk?si=Occ0Cs49XgHW4I_q

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah I prefer my Purple Stuff Vodka Seltzers

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sunny d + kahlua = tootsie roll

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll take your word for it.

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  • adj16@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Idk why everyone is being such a wet blanket in here, these things are great

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  • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sunny screwDriver

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that what we call screwdrivers these days?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hope not. I like drinking a screwdriver on occasion.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    so you bought it and tried it?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, I need to work on hating myself more first.

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      • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Let us know your progress, m’kay? :-P (inquiring tastebugs demand to know! and no I’ve decided not to change that spelling!)

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  • evening_push579@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah, go for the chu-hi on the left.

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  • podperson@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gross - why would you put seltzer in that?

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  • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah SunnyD drinkers are getting old and have to sell them updated juice boxes.

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  • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Riot punch but worse.

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why does only your product have the warning for 21 plus!? Is it because you are a piece of shit obviously marketing to kids.

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I bought it once. They are who we thought they were.

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  • negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We are a failed nation. This proves it

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    • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This works for every nation I can think of… that would offer this product on their shelves.

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