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• SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is a good remainder.

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  • Fester@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank-you?

    You.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

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  • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?

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  • lunarul@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    More likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Otis, when the safety brakes failed.

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  • Jayve@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Temba, his arms wide.

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• srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think this post erased all my previous English knowledge.

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  • Rubanski@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank-you?

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    • leds@feddit.dk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You.

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Belly button, Thank you

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your welcome

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• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    do you smell burnt hair?

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    • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      no but i do smell toast

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• agrantgreen@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The more you read the worse it gets

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• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have been enlightened.

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please fully open half, thank you? You.

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• lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The intention was there, just not the structure.

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• nothing@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly

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  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is far too coherent to be Charlie.

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    • nothing@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh well I’m sure he dictated it. It’s not crayon drawings.

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• conc@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just like ma used to say

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• Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thank-you?

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  • penquin@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, YOU!!!

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• Lacanoodle@literature.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This has community top post potential

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.

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• spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is clearly a Sunny reference

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe they should stop having Charlie write the notices.

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• spongebue@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My friend is an ESL teacher. I sent this to her and said it’s probably the most cruel thing she can post in her classroom

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