KING COLEOPTERA

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• 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought they were saying god was on the beetle spectrum. like, god is a beetle.

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  • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At this point it feels like 90% of the population in social networks is in the spectrum. Being neurodivergent has become neurotypical.

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    • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It definitely feels like “neurotypical,” at the very least, isn’t the extreme majority it’s made out to be

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• WraithGear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He seems like a cool guy. Everyone should follow him

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  • nichtburningturtle@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He might kill you and your family from time to fime to test your faith for no reason. But other than that he’s a good guy. Trust me.

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    • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think they meant the wraith guy that posted it, not “god”. But for someone named wraith, to encourage following another person named wraith seems suspicious.

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    • AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So it’s wrong for me to test God but when he tests me I’m just supposed to be cool with it? Fuck that

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    • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is the purpose of bad faith arguments.

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well that God guy did have an awesome seven day hyperfocus creation project going a while back and has done very little since.

  So that checks out

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    he did more like 6000 years ago, 2000 years ago and 1400 years ago too

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  According to Ponder Stibbons, he is obsessed with them.

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  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To say nothing of cockroaches…

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The kind of vengeful gods I worship are down with my ASD homies and are flattered by the comparison.

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  • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually, it’s an equation, an equivalence, or an equivocation.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Preacher” probably has the best modern interpretation of god, and He would definitely send you straight to hell for calling him autistic. Unless you also share his love of beetles, in which case he will make fun of you for liking beetles and then punt you down.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God? Oh you mean the Tyrant. Yeah fuck that guy, he didn’t create shit.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    On the 7th day he was arrested (he knows what he did)

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Of course, he’s omniscient

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  • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What are you on about?

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• SonicDeathTaco@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Probably George, maybe Ringo.

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• ObsidianZed@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It took me a second. I don’t really care for “spectrum” being universally used to represent specifically the autism spectrum. Obviously there are other spectrums, most everything can probably be defined by a spectrum.

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  • Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God… is the spectrum?

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    • Zara@feddit.it ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Light has a spectrum and God is frequently associated with light, so you may be onto something… Shall we found a new religion?

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  • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m on the Spectrum too. A gigabit for $60!

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• huf@hexbear.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  as seen in terry pratchett’s last continent (i think that’s the one with the god of evolution)

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