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Love her or hate her, she’s spitting facts

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Squorlple@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pegging isn’t a replacement for a prostate exam any more than getting punched in the tit is a mammogram, despite the similar sensation. Get your butt (and your boobs) checked.

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    • Fosheze@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Prostate exams actually aren’t recommended for most people anymore. It turns out they weren’t great at catching prostate cancer anyways. Now they only recomend them if you actually have a family history of prostate cancer or other risk factors.

      But also I don’t think this is refering to pegging being a prostate exam. I’m fairly certain it’s refering to the fact that some studies have shown that regular prostate stimulation slightly reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Skip the preamble and lead with the last line, you’ve already won me over.

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A simple " wanna get pegged" would suffice.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who else read the whole thing? 🤡

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, let’s go save democracy

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you’re a dude and you’ve never tried a prostate massage, you don’t know what you’re missing. Feels a little weird at first but then it feels really good.

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This implies that the Democrats would save America and that America both needs and deserves saving

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Step by step. I’d rather push left from the Democrats’ status quo than the Republicans’.

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      • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Agreed.

        But also, ive been noticing that that isn’t going so great lately.

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh fuck this

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Was Zappa against pegging? it’s definitely in a number of his lyrics

    “I can take about an hour
    on the tower of power
    as long as I gets
    a little golden shower”

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  • RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a non-native english speaker, I don’t know what “pegging” means and now I’m too afraid to look it up.

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a woman fucking a man in the ass with a strapon.

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      • RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thank you kind stranger

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    • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      bum secks using a strap on

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      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sex*

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  • GiveMemes@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Even a glance at US history would show you that 3rd parties do not exist because when they do, one party collapses into a new 2 party system. Whigs, federalists, antifederalists are all parties that no longer exist. We had a 3 party system multiple times, but the issue is inherently that the system encourages 2 parties and no more.

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  • Juice@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Put a ring on it immediately.

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  • jordanlund@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Zappa was still alive for the 1992 election with Perot…

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    • Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, but he was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1990. People generally wouldn’t pursue the office if they knew they would die in only a couple of years.

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      • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Anal sex helps prevent prostate cancer since when

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m doing my part 🫡

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