Does someone have the rest of the photo set or video… For research.
You have 8 seconds.
Submitted 6 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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jaschen@lemm.ee 6 months ago
werejay@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“Are you an AI model?” #new_kind_of_creepy
kemsat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.
Ajel@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob… What have you done to them?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.
Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress.” But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one’s too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.
tryptamine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
“Im sorry, but you are fucking stunning… if I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me? cue cheesy smile”
It’s probably not going to get me anywhere but it might make her laugh, or at least not file sexual harassment charges for speaking to her… lol
fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 months ago
Don’t do this lol
tryptamine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
In reality I would do what most people would and just keep to myself…
Just thought I would add some comedy to the thread 😎
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 6 months ago
How much?
socsa@piefed.social 6 months ago
Your mom was right
hperrin@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Bitch wats to be sexually assaulted or what?
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
No matter how they look, no matter what they wear, nobody wants to be sexually assaulted. No one ever does.
bamfic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
True statement: when I first heard the Perry Farrel song, I thought he was singing “She’s got great tits, she’s got great tits”. Turns out he was singing " They make great pets" and it was a song about an alien invasion of Earth.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
from Porno for Pyros ‘Pets’ song the lyric is ‘We’ll make great pets’
bamfic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Corrected, thanks
cowardsgfy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“why don’t you drop them drawers and let me tap that ass one good time?”
always works
Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Me: Barely looking at her “Ohh hey Trish, sorry for not calling you back”
Her: Looks at me weird… “My names not Trish”
Me: Glance at Her a little closer. “Ohh sorry you look like someone I dated once.” Go back to staring ahead and exit the elevator like a boss.
Zip2@feddit.uk 6 months ago
“Up or down?”
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Wouldn’t say anything. I’d think about this song: “I took her to an elevator, I don’t know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there”.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?
paddirn@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s a bit nipply in here, huh?
Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 months ago
‘What a nice blouse you have on there’
miljadisra@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Even superman can’t it make hump for 8 second. 🤣
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
“Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”
NutWrench@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“Nature has been extraordinary kind to you.”
vivavideri@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“did you slap fletcher reed today?”
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
so its a rodeo
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Give girl lei
mihor@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
What do the b👀bs say?
EllenKelly@hexbear.net 6 months ago
Mammary glands are derived from the similar structures as sweat glads, grossoid.
marcos@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Is this elevator always that fast?
(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)