Philosophy students: Turn up with the textbook along with all of their notes, and write a dissertation on why it all qualified as “one-isded.”
Mobin' Time
Submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Without help from the topology kids
MBM@lemmings.world 7 months ago
It leaves out the perspective of the ants, very one-sided
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Shhh! Don’t tell the students that letting them make a note card is actually tricking them into studying! SHHH!”
madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 months ago
YOU SON OF A BITCH!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LEARN!!!
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 7 months ago
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
my plotter ready to write the entire Wikipedia by pen:
lolcatnip@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Cool professors just give you a formula sheet.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Especially in engineering.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s called newtons laws and it’s all the formulas you need except for the entirety of the SI and conversion ratios to American equivalents which you are expected to have memorized beforehand. Welcome to dynamics. /hj
bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I remember buying jumbo note cards after my professor said we were allowed to bring a notecard without specifying the size.
I also remember commandeering my school’s ultra high resolution poster printer in order to print notes in extremely small font, alongside using LaTeX to let me format the document in a way that maximized my ability to stuff it full of information. The person who helped me do that let me know that the note sheet alone cost the school roughly $4.00/double sided page, or 1/100th the lab fee for the class I printed it for, even though that class had no lab and was in a regular, non-lab lecture hall.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh jeez, I just wrote every symbol and formula in the biothermo textbook really fucking small. My eyes still could handle such things when I was young and hadn’t done things like that repeatedly
qooqie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Honestly, if I saw that in class I wouldn’t care because it’s funny and helps with real world examples of some concepts
muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 7 months ago
In practice simply asking the professor if using a Möbius strip is acceptable will get them to amend the rules to allow double sided.
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 7 months ago
more likely rule out “tricks” like this
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Möööbius sheet
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I saw a meme about using red and blue ink and old 3D glasses with one red lens and one blue. That seemed pretty smart.
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 7 months ago
One time in high school, someone asked about this shape during a math exam and our professor showed us this shape. Nobody could do it, as the formula sheet was just a sticky note, but it wouldn’t be a problem if someone could’ve made it, the professor said.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Bullshit. All these teachers give more instructions than this
neurospice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
it’s Möbius stripin’ time
affiliate@lemmy.world 7 months ago
should’ve specified that note cards need to be orientable. smh
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
A teacher of mine had similar rules in highschool, and I remember one girl brought a fucking scroll that unfurled down to the floor.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Eventually it’s less a test of what you know, and more a test of how quick can you get through a reference guide.
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 7 months ago
It’s a way to trick kids into studying and to raise test scores.
Also to have some rare fun when people do the above.