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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “AND flight.”

    - Geese

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  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Chickens naturally fly. Not well or far, but they can get in a tree to roost if they want. That’s why they get their wings clipped.

    Farmers take that away from them, so all they have left is fight.

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    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imagine if someone came along and clipped all the fingers off your hand…

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      • SeekPie@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think it’s more like clipping some of your toes so you couldn’t run too far.

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      • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yup.

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    • averyminya@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I also want to include turkeys even though they’re not included in the image. Turkeys like running down hills, since they’re perfect runways for takeoff. Then they land in lower-hanging sturdy branches.

      It’s quite cute.

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      • Cube6392@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        turkeys straight up fly, they’re not even semi flighted like chickens

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Chickens can fly, they just choose violence each time they can.

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    • ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10

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  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t see kiwis here because they don’t fight physically. Instead they’ll ruin your life by trapping you in financial and legal problems.

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  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fight or flight. Backwards, why?

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Its funny how most people don’t know chickens can really fly. A wild or yard bird roosts in the tops of trees.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Begun, the Emu Wars have.

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Emu vs Australia

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s their continent, they are just letting us live on it for now

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  • maniii@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why Dodos never get a fair shake I’ll never know.

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, if dodos had a Glock they would not have been hunted to extinction now, wouldn’t they ?

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      • maniii@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Truly, dinosaurs with guns ! Glocks to stave off the extinction of the species ! What a wonderful idea, I would have never thought of that, somehow I must have heard about it somewhere before, surely !

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  • 8000gnat@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the first two are really “holding” their weapons à la veggie tales

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    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Veggie tails holds weapons? That christen propaganda is a lot more hardcore than I remember.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Veggie Tales is Antifa

        reddit.com/…/the_creator_of_veggietales_has_poppe…

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  • negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crosspost this to c/linuxmemes !!

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some people argue that penguins “fly” under water since their movements resemble flying much more than the swimming of other swimming birds

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And some people are serial killers

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      • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        True. Most of them flightless for real fr

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