Missed opportunity:
Weevil time
Submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
THE_STORM_BLADE@lemmy.world 7 months ago
B is more true to life.
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Two bears fighting
GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 months ago
A tie is worn at the bottom of the neck.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 7 months ago
well is it supposed to go there or does everyone put it there because gravity forces us to
dumbass@leminal.space 7 months ago
Wearing a tie higher on your neck moves you into the kink zone.
wewbull@feddit.uk 7 months ago
It hangs over the shirt to protect the more expensive shirt.
leds@feddit.dk 7 months ago
C! at that middle joint? thing
testo12@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Yeah, A would work fine if it was shorter, but dragging on the floor doesn’t work. C still offers the color contrast of red tie against the black chitin, which looks smart on him.
EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Ties are worn around the base of the neck, and the neck is the flexible thin part that connects the head. I see position A as being well below the flex point, which would be like wearing the tie low on the shoulders. That’s why I would prefer it at the bottom end of the joint. One could reasonably argue that anything above where the body narrows down towards the neck is part of the neck, in which case A would make sense.
Semantics on where a neck starts aside, position B is clearly at the top of the neck and is therefore just nonsense not even worth considering.
booty@hexbear.net 7 months ago
My first instinct was A, at the base of the neck. But now that I think about it I think I agree with this more. I think it could be argued that at the joint is where the neck really begins, and that the narrow part beneath that is still part of the body. And I think it would look better (and more professional!) if our weevil friend wore his tie there.
weariedfae@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I agree
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 7 months ago
While my first instinct was A, that leaves the tie dragging along the ground, so for a long tie I’d have to go with B so the tie doesn’t get all dirty. Best of both worlds work be a bow tie in position A.
Synthuir@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Clearly needs a tie clip!
leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
A is definitely the lesser of two weevils.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
I feel like they’d wear a bow tie because neither of these options looks professional.
UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 months ago
That’s an important question if one doesn’t want to become the lesser of the two weevils.
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
B looks v profesh if he stands up straight and speaks with diction
dhtseany@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
He’d have to show good posture to show he’s an upright kinda guy.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Also he can swing that shit to pull mad bitches
SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My mom taught me growing up that you can never be too professional. Going by that advice, I think A & B at the same time is the clear answer.
Etterra@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Bow tie at the top, neck tie at the bottom.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
This is exactly the kind of silly shit I come here for. Bravo!
TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Asking for a friend?
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 months ago
At the bend of the second neck, it’s in between both options so it is the most politically correct.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
A
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 7 months ago
WEEVIL SEEN. MUST SHILL WEEVILTIME. !weeviltime@sh.itjust.works
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
They wouldn’t wear a leash because they aren’t a dog.
HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world 7 months ago
B, but with a tie clip! He’s no philistine.
madjo@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Nah it shows real tenacity and grit with a real selftied tie, as a weevil doesn’t have opposable thumbs. So it takes real skill to tie the tie.
angrystego@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Some say A, some say B, I guess it’s a tie.
squid_slime@lemm.ee 7 months ago
a tie sits on the solders so the tie of a Giraffe Weevil would need to sit much lower than is illustrated.
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
A
We wear ties at the base of our necks not the base of our heads
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Yes fellow human. That is what we do. Just normal people things.
poinck@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Remember: They are nervous. B is more likely. ^^