Missed opportunity:
Weevil time
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
THE_STORM_BLADE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
B is more true to life.
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Two bears fighting
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 month ago
A tie is worn at the bottom of the neck.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
well is it supposed to go there or does everyone put it there because gravity forces us to
dumbass@leminal.space 1 month ago
Wearing a tie higher on your neck moves you into the kink zone.
wewbull@feddit.uk 1 month ago
It hangs over the shirt to protect the more expensive shirt.
leds@feddit.dk 1 month ago
C! at that middle joint? thing
testo12@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Yeah, A would work fine if it was shorter, but dragging on the floor doesn’t work. C still offers the color contrast of red tie against the black chitin, which looks smart on him.
EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Ties are worn around the base of the neck, and the neck is the flexible thin part that connects the head. I see position A as being well below the flex point, which would be like wearing the tie low on the shoulders. That’s why I would prefer it at the bottom end of the joint. One could reasonably argue that anything above where the body narrows down towards the neck is part of the neck, in which case A would make sense.
Semantics on where a neck starts aside, position B is clearly at the top of the neck and is therefore just nonsense not even worth considering.
booty@hexbear.net 1 month ago
My first instinct was A, at the base of the neck. But now that I think about it I think I agree with this more. I think it could be argued that at the joint is where the neck really begins, and that the narrow part beneath that is still part of the body. And I think it would look better (and more professional!) if our weevil friend wore his tie there.
weariedfae@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I agree
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 month ago
While my first instinct was A, that leaves the tie dragging along the ground, so for a long tie I’d have to go with B so the tie doesn’t get all dirty. Best of both worlds work be a bow tie in position A.
Synthuir@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Clearly needs a tie clip!
leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
A is definitely the lesser of two weevils.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
I feel like they’d wear a bow tie because neither of these options looks professional.
UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 month ago
That’s an important question if one doesn’t want to become the lesser of the two weevils.
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
B looks v profesh if he stands up straight and speaks with diction
dhtseany@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
He’d have to show good posture to show he’s an upright kinda guy.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also he can swing that shit to pull mad bitches
SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My mom taught me growing up that you can never be too professional. Going by that advice, I think A & B at the same time is the clear answer.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bow tie at the top, neck tie at the bottom.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is exactly the kind of silly shit I come here for. Bravo!
TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Asking for a friend?
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At the bend of the second neck, it’s in between both options so it is the most politically correct.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
A
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
WEEVIL SEEN. MUST SHILL WEEVILTIME. !weeviltime@sh.itjust.works
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
They wouldn’t wear a leash because they aren’t a dog.
HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
B, but with a tie clip! He’s no philistine.
madjo@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Nah it shows real tenacity and grit with a real selftied tie, as a weevil doesn’t have opposable thumbs. So it takes real skill to tie the tie.
angrystego@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Some say A, some say B, I guess it’s a tie.
squid_slime@lemm.ee 1 month ago
a tie sits on the solders so the tie of a Giraffe Weevil would need to sit much lower than is illustrated.
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
A
We wear ties at the base of our necks not the base of our heads
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Yes fellow human. That is what we do. Just normal people things.
poinck@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Remember: They are nervous. B is more likely. ^^