Weevil time

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• Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A

  We wear ties at the base of our necks not the base of our heads

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  • mosiacmango@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes fellow human. That is what we do. Just normal people things.

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  • poinck@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Remember: They are nervous. B is more likely. ^^

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• Jakylla@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Missed opportunity:

  Sadam necktie

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  • THE_STORM_BLADE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    B is more true to life.

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Two bears fighting

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• GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A tie is worn at the bottom of the neck.

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  • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    well is it supposed to go there or does everyone put it there because gravity forces us to

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wearing a tie higher on your neck moves you into the kink zone.

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    • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It hangs over the shirt to protect the more expensive shirt.

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• leds@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  C! at that middle joint? thing

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  • testo12@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah, A would work fine if it was shorter, but dragging on the floor doesn’t work. C still offers the color contrast of red tie against the black chitin, which looks smart on him.

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  • EpeeGnome@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ties are worn around the base of the neck, and the neck is the flexible thin part that connects the head. I see position A as being well below the flex point, which would be like wearing the tie low on the shoulders. That’s why I would prefer it at the bottom end of the joint. One could reasonably argue that anything above where the body narrows down towards the neck is part of the neck, in which case A would make sense.

    Semantics on where a neck starts aside, position B is clearly at the top of the neck and is therefore just nonsense not even worth considering.

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  • booty@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My first instinct was A, at the base of the neck. But now that I think about it I think I agree with this more. I think it could be argued that at the joint is where the neck really begins, and that the narrow part beneath that is still part of the body. And I think it would look better (and more professional!) if our weevil friend wore his tie there.

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  • weariedfae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I agree

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  While my first instinct was A, that leaves the tie dragging along the ground, so for a long tie I’d have to go with B so the tie doesn’t get all dirty. Best of both worlds work be a bow tie in position A.

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  • Synthuir@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Clearly needs a tie clip!

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• leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A is definitely the lesser of two weevils.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I feel like they’d wear a bow tie because neither of these options looks professional.

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• UlyssesT@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s an important question if one doesn’t want to become the lesser of the two weevils.

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• reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  B looks v profesh if he stands up straight and speaks with diction

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  • dhtseany@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He’d have to show good posture to show he’s an upright kinda guy.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Also he can swing that shit to pull mad bitches

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• SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My mom taught me growing up that you can never be too professional. Going by that advice, I think A & B at the same time is the clear answer.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Bow tie at the top, neck tie at the bottom.

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• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is exactly the kind of silly shit I come here for. Bravo!

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Asking for a friend?

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  At the bend of the second neck, it’s in between both options so it is the most politically correct.

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• pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A

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• TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  WEEVIL SEEN. MUST SHILL WEEVILTIME. !weeviltime@sh.itjust.works

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• gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They wouldn’t wear a leash because they aren’t a dog.

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• HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  B, but with a tie clip! He’s no philistine.

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  • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nah it shows real tenacity and grit with a real selftied tie, as a weevil doesn’t have opposable thumbs. So it takes real skill to tie the tie.

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• angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Some say A, some say B, I guess it’s a tie.

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• squid_slime@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  a tie sits on the solders so the tie of a Giraffe Weevil would need to sit much lower than is illustrated.

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