Chinstrap penguin

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• Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So if the average nap is four seconds, the average period of wakefulness is five seconds.

  What a life.

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  • Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Morning sleepyhead, glad you could join us.”

    “Goodnight.”

    x10,000

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “gm bb” absolutely defensible for chinstrap penguins

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  • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m guessing they still have extended awake times so they can get things done, and rest times where they’re just drifting in and out of sleep.

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• Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Needs a nap every 5 seconds = my spirit animal.

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is there a way to learn this power?

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    1.) Lay egg.

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    • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      2.) <•\

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  • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Not quite the same, and it sounds kind of hellish, but check out Polyphasic Sleeping.

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The transition is hellish of you go for the more extreme versions, and you need total control of your schedule because one missed or delayed nap will totally wreck you.

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      A buddy did that. He did bifurcated, polyphasic, martian 25/10, and the naps. He felt lonely and sad, and wasn’t sure it wasn’t just the lack of human contact.

      Ultimately, not worth it when one has to interact with humans.

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• plactagonic@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So penguins would be bad drivers.

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  • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No wonder they are flightless

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    • Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Waiting for the autopilot update

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• papertowels@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  These guys use PWM - penguin wakefulness modulation

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• Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  By an amazing coincidence it’s pretty much the same for people attending work meetings.

  Nature is truly incredible.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “This could have been an email.” -Mother Nature

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    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We need to discuss the color for the interior of the shoebox all staff must be in attendance.

      I am in fabric Mother Nature!

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• Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sorry, how in the world do they know it’s a nap and not just, you know, closing it’s eyes? I’d be interested in the science behind the findings because it sounds like horseshit.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.adh0771

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I volunteer to be some kind of control group please pay me to nap

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• kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So, like they take really long blinks?

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sleeping upright sounds terrible, horizontally gets you better blood flow to the brain. So checks out.

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I had a guy fall asleep while talking and standing. he just … trailed off. #basictraining

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• blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s basically what having a newborn is like

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Parenting in a nutshell

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Must be nice!

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