Impressive, to be able to have a spelling and a grammar mistake in that sentence.
Stand your ground
Submitted 9 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 months ago
Don’t forget the crimes against fashion.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nothing is less threatening then a man in shorts.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery… although it’s admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.
maccentric@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Another way is to live in Summit County CO, where the USPS just doesn’t have to deliver the mail for whatever reason
AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Remember during Katrina when they would just fucking murder black people and say they were looters? Speaking of which, how do you shoot a looter ‘on sight’? Do you follow them and watch them until they pick something up? Do you ask them if that’s their house?
Anyway, death to America.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
How can you make those mistakes???
Noodle07@lemmy.world 9 months ago
School bad, gun good
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.
norimee@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Aww, how proud they are, the little green shits. Bless their hearts.
samus12345@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh, LOOTERS! Took me a minute.
norimee@lemmy.world 9 months ago
will be SHOOT…
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yeah. I’m starting to think the misspelling is not deliberate, but ironic - it’s one thing to have guns and a written warning saying you will use them. It’s another to loudly convey that you’re this dumb and also have guns.
samus12345@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I at least knew what that part meant.
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
That’s grammatically bad even in French or Franglish. It should be Les otters.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Or, singular, l’otter is not le afraid.
abfarid@startrek.website 9 months ago
“Survivors will be shoot again”.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Something tells me these guys are more bark than bite. Either that or they’re really really good at shooting and they’re going to shoot the next person they see on their property before figuring out why they’re there.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It says “lo πers”. So anyone who lowers pi to 3 for simplicity deserves to be shot.
Etterra@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My fiancee instantly saw it as π also lol
MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They are just wacky in khaki.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 months ago
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
“human-river otter incident”
carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I’m now wondering if they have confused loitering (an ill defined concept, particularly to kill over) with looting
Etterra@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Five men.
Six words.
Two mistakes.
This summer, they are:
Scared & Stupid (rated R)
austinfloyd@ttrpg.network 9 months ago
Looks like five mistakes to me. And two spelling errors.
Etterra@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Mistakes were made.
But this summer a champion will come…
And fix their errors - forever.
Scared & Stupid 2: Rise of l’Otter
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 9 months ago
Is that the flag of Puerto Rico?