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Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
AsslessChaps@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
What landed on the destination transporter pad was somehow even worse
rockerface@lemm.ee 1 year ago
oh what the fuck
now I want the full story to exist
Boozilla@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait…yes…exactly like that.
radix@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.
Minarble@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Picture of two assholes connected by a tube
Digital_man@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Internal workings of a snog.
doleo@lemmy.one 1 year ago
“Whenever we kissed, it just always felt like something was missing”.
YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 1 year ago
It’s not that beauty is skin-deep, it’s that the subdermal tissues and structures are the stuff of eldricht nightmares and cronenbergian horror.
snooggums@midwest.social 1 year ago
Image of a man kissing a woman’s upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 year ago
Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.
NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 1 year ago
Teenagers after rolling in yellow #5 at a party.
Fuck yeah topical reference
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Not the x-ray glasses you need but the ones you deserve
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I can’t feel my face when I’m with you
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
never learn how the sausage is made unless you’re going to work with sausage making.
Revonult@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Advanced facial necrosis
DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net 1 year ago
I don’t know, Brad. I just think we’ve grown apart. Kissing you now just feels sort of… hollow.
mammata@feddit.it 1 year ago
Ha, I immediately recognized the source of this picture. It’s from a Madonna music video of ‘4 minutes’ (ca. 1:15 min)
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Our sinuses are so clean
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
“The laser beam is capable of slicing right through human skin and even bones!”
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!”
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out.”
propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 year ago
Humans wondered why the four-dimensional creature didn’t find our porn intriguing.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 year ago
Need a new ENT doc?
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 1 year ago
So I’m at Burning Man and my buddy is like “Hey, do you feel a little weird?” and I’m like “Yeah, yeah, I feel a little weird. Why?” And he’s like “'Member those cookies my girlfriend gave our camp at dinner time?” I’m like “Yeah. Why?” He’s like “Well, here’s the thing…”
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Looks like they drank too much RadiThor
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
*Fig. 1 * Captured image of the effects of a space-time distortion field on the human body. Picture released by the respective families estate.
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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