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Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
AsslessChaps@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
What landed on the destination transporter pad was somehow even worse
rockerface@lemm.ee 8 months ago
oh what the fuck
now I want the full story to exist
Boozilla@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait…yes…exactly like that.
radix@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.
Minarble@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Picture of two assholes connected by a tube
Digital_man@lemmy.one 8 months ago
Internal workings of a snog.
doleo@lemmy.one 8 months ago
“Whenever we kissed, it just always felt like something was missing”.
YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 8 months ago
It’s not that beauty is skin-deep, it’s that the subdermal tissues and structures are the stuff of eldricht nightmares and cronenbergian horror.
snooggums@midwest.social 8 months ago
Image of a man kissing a woman’s upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 months ago
Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.
NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 8 months ago
Teenagers after rolling in yellow #5 at a party.
Fuck yeah topical reference
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Not the x-ray glasses you need but the ones you deserve
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 8 months ago
I can’t feel my face when I’m with you
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
never learn how the sausage is made unless you’re going to work with sausage making.
Revonult@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Advanced facial necrosis
DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net 8 months ago
I don’t know, Brad. I just think we’ve grown apart. Kissing you now just feels sort of… hollow.
mammata@feddit.it 8 months ago
Ha, I immediately recognized the source of this picture. It’s from a Madonna music video of ‘4 minutes’ (ca. 1:15 min)
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Our sinuses are so clean
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
“The laser beam is capable of slicing right through human skin and even bones!”
taiyang@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!”
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out.”
propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 months ago
Humans wondered why the four-dimensional creature didn’t find our porn intriguing.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 months ago
Need a new ENT doc?
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 8 months ago
So I’m at Burning Man and my buddy is like “Hey, do you feel a little weird?” and I’m like “Yeah, yeah, I feel a little weird. Why?” And he’s like “'Member those cookies my girlfriend gave our camp at dinner time?” I’m like “Yeah. Why?” He’s like “Well, here’s the thing…”
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Looks like they drank too much RadiThor
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
*Fig. 1 * Captured image of the effects of a space-time distortion field on the human body. Picture released by the respective families estate.
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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