Be sure to set you ceiling fan height appropriately
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Submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
AsslessChaps@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
What landed on the destination transporter pad was somehow even worse
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 years ago
oh what the fuck
now I want the full story to exist
radix@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.
Minarble@aussie.zone 2 years ago
Picture of two assholes connected by a tube
Digital_man@lemmy.one 2 years ago
Internal workings of a snog.
doleo@lemmy.one 2 years ago
“Whenever we kissed, it just always felt like something was missing”.
YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 2 years ago
It’s not that beauty is skin-deep, it’s that the subdermal tissues and structures are the stuff of eldricht nightmares and cronenbergian horror.
snooggums@midwest.social 2 years ago
Image of a man kissing a woman’s upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 years ago
Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.
NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 2 years ago
Teenagers after rolling in yellow #5 at a party.
Fuck yeah topical reference
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Not the x-ray glasses you need but the ones you deserve
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 2 years ago
I can’t feel my face when I’m with you
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
never learn how the sausage is made unless you’re going to work with sausage making.
Revonult@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Advanced facial necrosis
DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net 2 years ago
I don’t know, Brad. I just think we’ve grown apart. Kissing you now just feels sort of… hollow.
mammata@feddit.it 2 years ago
Ha, I immediately recognized the source of this picture. It’s from a Madonna music video of ‘4 minutes’ (ca. 1:15 min)
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Our sinuses are so clean
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
“The laser beam is capable of slicing right through human skin and even bones!”
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!”
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out.”
propter_hog@hexbear.net 2 years ago
Humans wondered why the four-dimensional creature didn’t find our porn intriguing.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 years ago
Need a new ENT doc?
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 2 years ago
So I’m at Burning Man and my buddy is like “Hey, do you feel a little weird?” and I’m like “Yeah, yeah, I feel a little weird. Why?” And he’s like “'Member those cookies my girlfriend gave our camp at dinner time?” I’m like “Yeah. Why?” He’s like “Well, here’s the thing…”
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Looks like they drank too much RadiThor
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
*Fig. 1 * Captured image of the effects of a space-time distortion field on the human body. Picture released by the respective families estate.
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 2 years ago
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