Anon tries to flirt

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• CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you use language like “beta” unironically, you may already be a beta.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beta status exists in a quantum superposition until someone watches Joe Rogan unironically and it collapses into their nuts.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The full Tate Maneuver requires blackmail. Your first mistake was not getting the dirt on her, beta cuck OOP.

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  • anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What kind of insult is Object Oriented Programmer??

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    • TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Original Poster: person who submitted this to Lemmy Original Original Poster: person who submitted the story to 4chan

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  • CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because of the implication.

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• ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The only solution is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.

  “This chocolate is so good let’s have sex” and “thank you for these extra napkins let’s have sex”.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The boss is surprisingly down to fuck. He even has condoms and lube in his office drawer.

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  she says: what

  Chicken butt.

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  • WordBox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know Why?

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    • Master@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Chicken thigh!

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• superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Any idea what show or movie this screenshot is from? Pretty sure that’s Carrie Coon but I don’t recognize the context.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon is a professional photographer and this is a sly phone pic.

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s too bad these incels can’t get Groundhog Day’d until they learn to be decent people.

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whoever makes a simulator that concerts incels to healthy well adjusted men successfully is going to be a millionaire.

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  • DesolateMood@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Izanami

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    DO

    NOT

    PUT

    INCELS

    IN

    A

    TIMELOOP

    WITHOUT

    CONSEQUENCES

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      On one hand, good point, that’s kinda horrifying now that you mention it. 😬

      On the other hand, wouldn’t “without consequences” mean “without consequences?”

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You assert dominance by tearing your shirt off, jumping on a table and hooting while beating your chest.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They choose what, please provide

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• QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Back to the drawing board.”

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “What country are you from?”

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I SAID your dishwasher makes a lot of noise!
  Want me to take a look at it?

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake: anon asks for sex Gay: anon gets pegged

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• ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Cool. Got a hit friend you can hook me up with?”

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  • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ive heard of hitmen, what are hit friends? what do they do? where do they live? I NEED ANSWERS!!

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• whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “you heard what I said” lol

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