The full Tate Maneuver requires blackmail. Your first mistake was not getting the dirt on her, beta cuck OOP.
Anon tries to flirt
Submitted 10 months ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://lemy.lol/pictrs/image/25bcbb1b-78b9-49c8-aef9-b92adb5aa601.webp
Comments
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
What kind of insult is Object Oriented Programmer??
TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Original Poster: person who submitted this to Lemmy Original Original Poster: person who submitted the story to 4chan
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Because of the implication.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
The only solution is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.
“This chocolate is so good let’s have sex” and “thank you for these extra napkins let’s have sex”.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The boss is surprisingly down to fuck. He even has condoms and lube in his office drawer.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
she says: what
Chicken butt.
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Any idea what show or movie this screenshot is from? Pretty sure that’s Carrie Coon but I don’t recognize the context.
saltesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Anon is a professional photographer and this is a sly phone pic.
grue@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s too bad these incels can’t get Groundhog Day’d until they learn to be decent people.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Whoever makes a simulator that concerts incels to healthy well adjusted men successfully is going to be a millionaire.
DesolateMood@lemm.ee 10 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
DO
NOT
PUT
INCELS
IN
A
TIMELOOP
WITHOUT
CONSEQUENCES
grue@lemmy.world 10 months ago
On one hand, good point, that’s kinda horrifying now that you mention it. 😬
On the other hand, wouldn’t “without consequences” mean “without consequences?”
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 months ago
You assert dominance by tearing your shirt off, jumping on a table and hooting while beating your chest.
sirico@feddit.uk 10 months ago
They choose what, please provide
QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
“Back to the drawing board.”
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 10 months ago
“What country are you from?”
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I SAID your dishwasher makes a lot of noise!
Want me to take a look at it?OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 months ago
Fake: anon asks for sex Gay: anon gets pegged
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Cool. Got a hit friend you can hook me up with?”
festnt@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
ive heard of hitmen, what are hit friends? what do they do? where do they live? I NEED ANSWERS!!
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
“you heard what I said” lol
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 10 months ago
If you use language like “beta” unironically, you may already be a beta.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Beta status exists in a quantum superposition until someone watches Joe Rogan unironically and it collapses into their nuts.