The full Tate Maneuver requires blackmail. Your first mistake was not getting the dirt on her, beta cuck OOP.
Anon tries to flirt
Submitted 1 week ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://lemy.lol/pictrs/image/25bcbb1b-78b9-49c8-aef9-b92adb5aa601.webp
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Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 week ago
anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
What kind of insult is Object Oriented Programmer??
TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
Original Poster: person who submitted this to Lemmy Original Original Poster: person who submitted the story to 4chan
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 1 week ago
Because of the implication.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
The only solution is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.
“This chocolate is so good let’s have sex” and “thank you for these extra napkins let’s have sex”.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The boss is surprisingly down to fuck. He even has condoms and lube in his office drawer.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
she says: what
Chicken butt.
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Any idea what show or movie this screenshot is from? Pretty sure that’s Carrie Coon but I don’t recognize the context.
saltesc@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Anon is a professional photographer and this is a sly phone pic.
grue@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s too bad these incels can’t get Groundhog Day’d until they learn to be decent people.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
Whoever makes a simulator that concerts incels to healthy well adjusted men successfully is going to be a millionaire.
DesolateMood@lemm.ee 1 week ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 week ago
DO
NOT
PUT
INCELS
IN
A
TIMELOOP
WITHOUT
CONSEQUENCES
grue@lemmy.world 1 week ago
On one hand, good point, that’s kinda horrifying now that you mention it. 😬
On the other hand, wouldn’t “without consequences” mean “without consequences?”
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 week ago
You assert dominance by tearing your shirt off, jumping on a table and hooting while beating your chest.
sirico@feddit.uk 1 week ago
They choose what, please provide
QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
“Back to the drawing board.”
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 week ago
“What country are you from?”
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I SAID your dishwasher makes a lot of noise!
Want me to take a look at it?OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 week ago
Fake: anon asks for sex Gay: anon gets pegged
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“Cool. Got a hit friend you can hook me up with?”
festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
ive heard of hitmen, what are hit friends? what do they do? where do they live? I NEED ANSWERS!!
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
“you heard what I said” lol
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 1 week ago
If you use language like “beta” unironically, you may already be a beta.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 week ago
Beta status exists in a quantum superposition until someone watches Joe Rogan unironically and it collapses into their nuts.