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The ring of fire

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t buy the anal vibrator on Temu

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why you don’t eat the flaming hot Cheetos on long road trips

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  • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait… That’s not a couch!

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    • hydroxycotton@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doesn’t matter had sex

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      • odium@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Vance? Is that you?

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  • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    pondered your orb too hard?

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I burned my father’s hand with a clear pikachu bouncy ball when I was a kid. Those were fun times.

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  • hellfire103@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn, Taco Bell?

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s right where my balls would have been!!!

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    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Goodness gracious great balls of fire

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  • CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down as the flames went rising higher And it burns, burns, burns And it burns, burns, burns In a ring of fire

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doot doo doot doo doot doodoodooooo

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      m.youtube.com/watch?v=O_33YgkoLaE

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Chipotle

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    • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ShitPotLe

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  • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Glad to see Red Hot Nickel Ball is back.

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  • HoustonHenry@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone dropped the cherry?

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    • Johnmannesca@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And then maybe farted in sheer panic?

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      • HoustonHenry@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pushed it right through, think you’re right

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why we cover our orbs people!

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Try not to fall in to the burning ring of fire. You’ll go down down down as the flames get higher.

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  • 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Warning: hot beverage

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks for reminding me of the phrase “fused labia”

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      • 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t want The Algorithm to have those keywords in my data

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  • yemmly@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is what happens when a Voldemort gets hold of a Hairy Pooter.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The ghost, of ghost peppers

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The fact that it’s so perfectly positioned, makes me think somebody did this on purpose, maybe holding a magnifying glass by the window, people passed nearby but paid no attention - after all, nobody’s trying to break into the car - but there they were, fucking up somebody’s car with an analog, rudimentary, sun-powered, laser-like device: a piece of glass.

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    • FinishingDutch@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Could be, but I think a seat heating malfunction is more likely. Looks like an older vehicle so there’s all sorts of things that could break down.

      The driver also might’ve just parked it in the exact right spot to catch problematic sun reflections. There’s been a few buildings that are known to cause issues. People who parked around the ‘Walkie Talkie’ building in London had melted body panels, mirrors, burns in their interior, etc. They had to install screens on the building to stop this ‘death ray’ effect.

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