This is the funniest green text I’ve ever seen. I just hope it’s real.
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Submitted 1 year ago by MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
That’s poetry.
duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Pooetry even
magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 year ago
I like the term “shit colander”. I also hope I’ll never have reason to use it.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It’s up there with the waffle stomp.
slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sounds like a 100%effective repellent.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I like the part where hugo revealed himself as a black man
SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Such a classic, doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen this always get a good laugh from it.
Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Huh. I’m pretty sure I heard about this happening. It was 1994/5 I want to say.
hierophant_nihilant@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Was it a fucking Hugo One?? Looool
can@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
After a few yesrs I’d own that shit.
Master@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It was his to begin with!
lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
lmao, why didn’t he go to the bathroom?
krashmo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My kid regularly gets a little bit of shit in his underwear and I’ll catch him sneakily changing his pants. When I ask him what happened he always says he was having too much fun to stop and go to the bathroom. If a kid was sick and excited about something, like the Hornet’s mascot showing up to school, I could easily see something like this happening.
4am@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yeah kids seem to value excitement over boring going to the potty all the fucking time and their hubris against nature’s call known almost no bounds
Thteven@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Who’d pass up a chance to shit all over Hugo the Hornet?
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
In my country, kids that age aren’t allowed to go to the bathroom without a teacher’s permission unless they have a cool teacher
lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
well yeah, but that’s just so the teacher doesn’t lose any kids. the kids aak, informing the teacher, and the teacher makes sure they don’t go all at once. if the teacher won’t let them without good cause, that’s likely also illegal in your country (because it’s torture)
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I’m gonna need supporting documentation to authenticate. No videos, please.
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 1 year ago
halvar@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s been so long since I geniuenly laughed at a greentext.
atocci@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The last time was the bottomless pit supervisor, and that was written by AI
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
CptEnder@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I literally cackled