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• halvar@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s been so long since I geniuenly laughed at a greentext.

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  • atocci@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The last time was the bottomless pit supervisor, and that was written by AI

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ooh which one!

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  • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I literally cackled

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the funniest green text I’ve ever seen. I just hope it’s real.

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• RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s poetry.

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  • duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pooetry even

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• magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like the term “shit colander”. I also hope I’ll never have reason to use it.

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  • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s up there with the waffle stomp.

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• slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like a 100%effective repellent.

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• LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like the part where hugo revealed himself as a black man

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• SupraMario@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Such a classic, doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen this always get a good laugh from it.

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• Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Huh. I’m pretty sure I heard about this happening. It was 1994/5 I want to say.

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• hierophant_nihilant@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Was it a fucking Hugo One?? Looool

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  After a few yesrs I’d own that shit.

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  • Master@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It was his to begin with!

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• lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  lmao, why didn’t he go to the bathroom?

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  • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My kid regularly gets a little bit of shit in his underwear and I’ll catch him sneakily changing his pants. When I ask him what happened he always says he was having too much fun to stop and go to the bathroom. If a kid was sick and excited about something, like the Hornet’s mascot showing up to school, I could easily see something like this happening.

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    • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah kids seem to value excitement over boring going to the potty all the fucking time and their hubris against nature’s call known almost no bounds

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who’d pass up a chance to shit all over Hugo the Hornet?

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  • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In my country, kids that age aren’t allowed to go to the bathroom without a teacher’s permission unless they have a cool teacher

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    • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      well yeah, but that’s just so the teacher doesn’t lose any kids. the kids aak, informing the teacher, and the teacher makes sure they don’t go all at once. if the teacher won’t let them without good cause, that’s likely also illegal in your country (because it’s torture)

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m gonna need supporting documentation to authenticate. No videos, please.

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• TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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