This is the funniest green text I’ve ever seen. I just hope it’s real.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
That’s poetry.
duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Pooetry even
magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
I like the term “shit colander”. I also hope I’ll never have reason to use it.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s up there with the waffle stomp.
slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sounds like a 100%effective repellent.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I like the part where hugo revealed himself as a black man
SupraMario@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Such a classic, doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen this always get a good laugh from it.
Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Huh. I’m pretty sure I heard about this happening. It was 1994/5 I want to say.
hierophant_nihilant@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Was it a fucking Hugo One?? Looool
can@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
After a few yesrs I’d own that shit.
Master@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
It was his to begin with!
lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
lmao, why didn’t he go to the bathroom?
krashmo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My kid regularly gets a little bit of shit in his underwear and I’ll catch him sneakily changing his pants. When I ask him what happened he always says he was having too much fun to stop and go to the bathroom. If a kid was sick and excited about something, like the Hornet’s mascot showing up to school, I could easily see something like this happening.
4am@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Yeah kids seem to value excitement over boring going to the potty all the fucking time and their hubris against nature’s call known almost no bounds
Thteven@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Who’d pass up a chance to shit all over Hugo the Hornet?
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
In my country, kids that age aren’t allowed to go to the bathroom without a teacher’s permission unless they have a cool teacher
lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
well yeah, but that’s just so the teacher doesn’t lose any kids. the kids aak, informing the teacher, and the teacher makes sure they don’t go all at once. if the teacher won’t let them without good cause, that’s likely also illegal in your country (because it’s torture)
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I’m gonna need supporting documentation to authenticate. No videos, please.
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
halvar@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
It’s been so long since I geniuenly laughed at a greentext.
atocci@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The last time was the bottomless pit supervisor, and that was written by AI
umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
ooh which one!
CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I literally cackled