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Anon is at a crossroads in life

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wants to get his shit together – becomes a plumber.

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Plumbers make bank, they’re in demand a lot

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      • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They literally keep the shit of other people together… I don’t know why I thought the people of green text would get the joke.

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    • sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now he’s getting other people’s shit together

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      • Screemu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        At any time he can lay a deuce in one of them pipes and get paid for it too.

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Trades like number, electricians, etc make good money. Especially if they unionize and get that OT.

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      • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Problem is breaking into them

        Everyone wants more tradesmen but none of the current tradesmen want to train any

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      • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And crucially, they keep everyone’s shit together

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      • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Indeed.

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    • Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean… if you’re going to start getting shit together… there are worse places to start.

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      • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The only other better option for keeping shit together would be waste water management.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now he can get other people’s shit together, too.

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      anon is still slinging that crack.

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      • uis@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah. I wonder, what future generations will see in 4chan archives.

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    • Habahnow@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol bro, you obviously don’t know shit about plumbing if you think they can’t have their shit together. They can make crazy bank.

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      • SnugZebras@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think the joke is plumbers deal with shit, not that they have low pay

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  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plumbers make hand over fist if they’re good at their job. Many people get turned away by the “you deal with shit pipes” stigma so whoever sticks around are in huge demand.

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    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not so much what the pipes hold that turns me off, it’s where the pipes are. Crawl spaces and attics and other shit holes. You get paid so well because it’s not a very glamorous job.

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      • Xanis@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I have Arachnophobia. Despite working on it in small ways throughout my life, I still get an extremely strong flight response when one is too close. I enjoy working with my hands and am decent at it. Sometimes I feel just a little cursed. A wee eight-legged dude that wants absolutely nothing to do with me and I’m the one having a freakout.

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I knew a plumber growing up. Dude walked around with a wad of cash that would make a gangster blush. Used to run into him on jobs all the time. By the time I knew him he was one of those elder assholes, would spend 5min saving the day with wizardry and old man strength, and the rest of is smoking weed and being hilarious. R I P Lionel, you were a good one

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      • uis@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I imagined how some gang hired plumber to keep shit together, then they see bill, learn that this is how everyone bills, and become plumbers gang. Sometimes it’s called plumbers coop.

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sometimes it just takes a little nudge to get your shot in order.

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    • gramathy@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      shoots self

      Instructions unclear, am dead

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Anon, immediately afterwards: Okay anons, any recommendations on how to start teaching my kid about his responsibility to the Aryan Race?

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    • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some people are better at taking care of others than they are at taking care of themselves

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  • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    OP has the right goals, but having a kid doesn’t automatically change your life. Took the dude 9 months to start looking for a job? Yeah. Something tells me nothing is going to change.

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    • Azzu@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It does change your life. We’re biologically wired to provide for our offspring. For fathers, the biological changes start only when the child is born and you see it and interact with it, so this “getting your shit together” starting at birth is actually perfectly normal and might certainly work.

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      • Rekorse@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The implication is the guy is only doing the right thing because he has to. Their point is that they didnt do anything different than before, they still aren’t taking any control or responsibility in their life.

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  • uis@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What used to be place for school students now is place for old enough people to have children. This happens. This is internet.

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  • thefrankring@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love good comeback stories.

    Inspiring.

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  • uis@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Was what I assume was “fag” censored by 4channer or by lemmy poster?

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Think about it for a minute, the answer may come to you

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      • uis@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Same person?

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m sure this dude will be a great fucking father. Don’t have kids unless you’re ready for it.

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  • andrewta@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First he was a shit. Now he’s dealing with other peoples shit

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  • buttfarts@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gay af

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fellas, is it gay to commit to raising a child with my GF?

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      • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think the OP was stating the opposite when he called his absentee father a fag.

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