Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother “I you don’t behave, I’m going to make birria tacos out of you!”
When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I’d found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I’ve had since then, male or female, I’ve taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.
Meet my new puppy: Ass!
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
108@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Burger
JoShmoe@ani.social 10 months ago
I had to scroll pass eighty people claiming they ate ass before I saw this. Yeah I ate ass then hopped on lemmy, yup.
samus12345@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And the joke is already made in the title, so either they don’t read them or they thought it was so funny they had to repeat it.
Linnce@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Soy milk
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 10 months ago
hi fellow soy milk enjoyer. I named this puppy soy milk too
Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Rex. That’s a coincidence, that was my neighbour’s dog’s name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too
redxef@feddit.de 10 months ago
Maki
Nualkris@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Hello Fruit Snack!
kamenlady@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My little sweet gummy bear
Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 10 months ago
Leftovers
Nomad@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Tomato
db2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You must be very bendy.
Spider89@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Salami
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Awe… little Burrito. So cute.
MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza
sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Waffle
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 10 months ago
Ida
valek879@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Strawberry
Or alternatively: Breakfast.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Sushi
bluemellophone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tums
w_l_l_w@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jammy dodger
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Street taco
Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Rice
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 months ago
BORGER!
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Udon
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Quesadilla!
twotonebax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hotdog
capital@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Potato
RBWells@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hi, Chip!
Kaiyoto@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sammich
MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Fist full of granola
Or Fist for short