Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother “I you don’t behave, I’m going to make birria tacos out of you!”
When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I’d found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I’ve had since then, male or female, I’ve taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.
Meet my new puppy: Ass!
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
108@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Burger
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 year ago
I had to scroll pass eighty people claiming they ate ass before I saw this. Yeah I ate ass then hopped on lemmy, yup.
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And the joke is already made in the title, so either they don’t read them or they thought it was so funny they had to repeat it.
Linnce@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Soy milk
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 year ago
hi fellow soy milk enjoyer. I named this puppy soy milk too
Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Rex. That’s a coincidence, that was my neighbour’s dog’s name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too
redxef@feddit.de 1 year ago
Maki
Nualkris@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Hello Fruit Snack!
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My little sweet gummy bear
Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 1 year ago
Leftovers
Nomad@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Tomato
db2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You must be very bendy.
Spider89@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Salami
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Awe… little Burrito. So cute.
MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza
sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Waffle
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 year ago
Ida
valek879@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Strawberry
Or alternatively: Breakfast.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Sushi
bluemellophone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tums
w_l_l_w@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jammy dodger
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Street taco
Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Rice
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 year ago
BORGER!
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Udon
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Quesadilla!
twotonebax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hotdog
capital@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Potato
RBWells@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hi, Chip!
Kaiyoto@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sammich
MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Fist full of granola
Or Fist for short