Meet my new puppy: Ass!

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• MrBusiness@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fist full of granola

  Or Fist for short

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother “I you don’t behave, I’m going to make birria tacos out of you!”
  When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I’d found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I’ve had since then, male or female, I’ve taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.

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• 108@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Burger

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had to scroll pass eighty people claiming they ate ass before I saw this. Yeah I ate ass then hopped on lemmy, yup.

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And the joke is already made in the title, so either they don’t read them or they thought it was so funny they had to repeat it.

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• Linnce@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Soy milk

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  • randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hi fellow soy milk enjoyer. I named this puppy soy milk too

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• Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rex. That’s a coincidence, that was my neighbour’s dog’s name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too

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• redxef@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maki

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• Nualkris@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hello Fruit Snack!

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• kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My little sweet gummy bear

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• Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Leftovers

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• Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tomato

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You must be very bendy.

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• Spider89@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Salami

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• TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Awe… little Burrito. So cute.

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• MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza

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• sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waffle

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• KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ida

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• valek879@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Strawberry

  Or alternatively: Breakfast.

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• UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sushi

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• bluemellophone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tums

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• w_l_l_w@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jammy dodger

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• Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Street taco

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• Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rice

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• ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  BORGER!

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Udon

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chicken tits

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    David Firth, is that you?

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• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quesadilla!

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• twotonebax@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hotdog

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• capital@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Potato

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• RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hi, Chip!

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• Kaiyoto@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sammich

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