screaming slide whistle noises
They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons
Submitted 7 months ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
clark@midwest.social 7 months ago
I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
You have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
We’ve all got a urethra.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?
snooggums@midwest.social 7 months ago
A bamboo chopstick would be better for the environment.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Extra splintery
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I usually use the heel of my hand and hit it right on the 57.
Toldry@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Pee
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why?!?
Vej@lemm.ee 7 months ago
It’s fresher this way.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
So it doesn’t stain or errode your teeth.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?
PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 7 months ago
ATACOOMS
Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 months ago
i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods
modifier@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I just know that my brain unilaterally decided to made room for this fact in deep storage immediately, I just wish I knew how important whatever got tossed to make room was.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Did you use past tense because they sold out?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
There are more nerves inside the penis than outside.
Toldry@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Are there actually?
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Because once toy get good at sounding, you can get a hollow sounding rod inserted in there and get your partner to pee in your bladder so you can pee it all back out all over him.
Not that I I know anything about that.
daltotron@lemmy.world 7 months ago
woah, that’s like advanced piss docking, I’ve only seen that in my animes. nice.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 months ago
Well, that’s enough internet for today.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 months ago
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I think it is a masochism thing
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
more of a trombone situation really
Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Stop that
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Is this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat
Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?
Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
The numerous amount of people who suck at singing prove that addage incorrect.
Vej@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Where do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything’s gonna turn out okay.
Baylahoo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It doesn’t require lessons and it sounds good.
So i heard.
TerraNova@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Urethra, I have found it!
nxdefiant@startrek.website 7 months ago
Yo Bro, Nah.
FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Lol more like me_irl, amirite fellas???
blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
relatable
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“yo yo ma!”
-Kramer
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
/r/enoughinternet
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it’s like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Toes@ani.social 7 months ago
Once you develop calluses it gets good
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“They” are more than a few bricks light
DopePriest@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.