They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons

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• DopePriest@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  screaming slide whistle noises

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• clark@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.

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  • aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.

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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’ve all got a urethra.

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?

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  • snooggums@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A bamboo chopstick would be better for the environment.

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Extra splintery

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I usually use the heel of my hand and hit it right on the 57.

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  • Toldry@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pee

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• sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why?!?

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  • Vej@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s fresher this way.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So it doesn’t stain or errode your teeth.

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• GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?

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  • PainInTheAES@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ATACOOMS

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods

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    • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just know that my brain unilaterally decided to made room for this fact in deep storage immediately, I just wish I knew how important whatever got tossed to make room was.

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did you use past tense because they sold out?

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There are more nerves inside the penis than outside.

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    • Toldry@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are there actually?

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  • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because once toy get good at sounding, you can get a hollow sounding rod inserted in there and get your partner to pee in your bladder so you can pee it all back out all over him.

    Not that I I know anything about that.

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    • daltotron@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      woah, that’s like advanced piss docking, I’ve only seen that in my animes. nice.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, that’s enough internet for today.

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think it is a masochism thing

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• nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  more of a trombone situation really

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• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stop that

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• FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.

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    • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat

      Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?

  Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The numerous amount of people who suck at singing prove that addage incorrect.

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• Vej@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.

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• DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything’s gonna turn out okay.

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  • Baylahoo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.

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• kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It doesn’t require lessons and it sounds good.

  So i heard.

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• TerraNova@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Urethra, I have found it!

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• nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yo Bro, Nah.

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• FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lol more like me_irl, amirite fellas???

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• blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  relatable

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• Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “yo yo ma!”

  -Kramer

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• RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  /r/enoughinternet

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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it’s like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Like this?

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Once you develop calluses it gets good

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “They” are more than a few bricks light

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