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So excited for the Cybertruck

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • EtherealMoon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I finally saw one and was shocked at how stupid it looks. It’s like Elon had a grudge with babyproofed corners.

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He is edgy boi

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    • WamGams@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I saw one while working, and yeah, they look even dumber and more useless in person.

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I feel the same sense of embarrassment for the driver that I would if I saw some guy masturbating in public.

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    • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yup spotted my first one on the road just couple days ago, it looks so much worse in person. It had a nice dirty brown tint going on too.

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      • prowe45@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I just spotted my first in person yesterday and I agree completely. My kid said “It’s shiny” and I said “Yeah, because the alternative to that is to be covered in rust”.

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      • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        One I saw was the same. It looked like it had already been through hell

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s hilarious, *I* just saw my first one yesterday! They are ridiculous…

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t put your finger in that

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    • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The real one will actively try to crush harder if it fails to close, so yes.

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  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those after-market parts really add some flash.

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  • Chewmungus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I literally just saw one in person for the first time like 10 mins ago, truly a hideous vehicle lol

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    • CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same, but earlier today. How bizarre. And what an ugly piece of shit. Also a big forecast for rain so the dude was living life on the edge.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What shocked me the most was how much stupider it looked when surrounded by normal vehicles. It looks like a cheap prop from an early '70s sci-fi movie - I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see Sean Connery climb out of one wearing a codpiece while shouting “renew!”

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      • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That was a movie that should have existed but didn’t. Man a Zardoz Logan’s Run crossover

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  • Czarb@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

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    • jettrscga@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah it actually looked worse in person than I expected.

      It looks like how a caveman would draw a car after only seeing them on a Playstation 1.

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “So, how many polygons can we use to render this car in the game?”
        “Uh … four?”

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  • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    More rust resistant too

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  • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wow the wheels looked bigger on the render why do car companies always do that

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake! Unrealistic lack of rust.

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  • Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m pretty happy that these pieces of shit are banned here in Europe

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  • InternetUser2012@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can we get a photo shop with some flames coming out of it?

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    • gitgud@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I honestly wouldn’t believe it was a genuine Tesla unless it spontaneously caught fire.

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  • MasterNerd@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks too sturdy to be a real cybertruck

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s alot of junk in that trunk.

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Somebody threw out an entire Days of Our Lives set!

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  • frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Such future

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    • necromaunzer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      much wow

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      • bazus1@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Very truck

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Careful with your carrots around that thing…

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Blow this up on Shitter!!

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    • Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Actually found this picture on Xitter

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  • bappity@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    HELL YEAH THAT LOOKS LIKE (a trash) FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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  • thejoker954@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This new model actually looks good. :p

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The raccoons love it

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