Don’t put your finger in that
So excited for the Cybertruck
Submitted 6 months ago by Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 months ago
cley_faye@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The real one will actively try to crush harder if it fails to close, so yes.
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Those after-market parts really add some flash.
Chewmungus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I literally just saw one in person for the first time like 10 mins ago, truly a hideous vehicle lol
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Same, but earlier today. How bizarre. And what an ugly piece of shit. Also a big forecast for rain so the dude was living life on the edge.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What shocked me the most was how much stupider it looked when surrounded by normal vehicles. It looks like a cheap prop from an early '70s sci-fi movie - I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see Sean Connery climb out of one wearing a codpiece while shouting “renew!”
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That was a movie that should have existed but didn’t. Man a Zardoz Logan’s Run crossover
Czarb@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"
jettrscga@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah it actually looked worse in person than I expected.
It looks like how a caveman would draw a car after only seeing them on a Playstation 1.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“So, how many polygons can we use to render this car in the game?”
“Uh … four?”
terminhell@lemmy.world 6 months ago
More rust resistant too
casmael@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Wow the wheels looked bigger on the render why do car companies always do that
random_character_a@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Fake! Unrealistic lack of rust.
Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
I’m pretty happy that these pieces of shit are banned here in Europe
InternetUser2012@midwest.social 6 months ago
Can we get a photo shop with some flames coming out of it?
gitgud@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
I honestly wouldn’t believe it was a genuine Tesla unless it spontaneously caught fire.
MasterNerd@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Looks too sturdy to be a real cybertruck
paddirn@lemmy.world 6 months ago
There’s alot of junk in that trunk.
JoShmoe@ani.social 6 months ago
Somebody threw out an entire Days of Our Lives set!
frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Such future
Snapz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Careful with your carrots around that thing…
GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Blow this up on Shitter!!
Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Actually found this picture on Xitter
bappity@lemmy.world 6 months ago
HELL YEAH THAT LOOKS LIKE (a trash) FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
thejoker954@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This new model actually looks good. :p
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The raccoons love it
EtherealMoon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I finally saw one and was shocked at how stupid it looks. It’s like Elon had a grudge with babyproofed corners.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 months ago
He is edgy boi
WamGams@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
I saw one while working, and yeah, they look even dumber and more useless in person.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I feel the same sense of embarrassment for the driver that I would if I saw some guy masturbating in public.
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Yup spotted my first one on the road just couple days ago, it looks so much worse in person. It had a nice dirty brown tint going on too.
prowe45@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I just spotted my first in person yesterday and I agree completely. My kid said “It’s shiny” and I said “Yeah, because the alternative to that is to be covered in rust”.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 months ago
One I saw was the same. It looked like it had already been through hell
Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 months ago
That’s hilarious, *I* just saw my first one yesterday! They are ridiculous…